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Message 1707964 - Posted: 3 Aug 2015, 4:50:51 UTC
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Try the all new pan galactic gargle blaster, it is the last drink you will ever need.
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Message 1707969 - Posted: 3 Aug 2015, 5:01:33 UTC

Three shots of this a day and you will look like you are 75 not 25...
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Message 1707974 - Posted: 3 Aug 2015, 5:07:03 UTC

When the Mrs accompanies me to the gym, I have to pretend not to notice all those young women doing Pilates.
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Message 1708025 - Posted: 3 Aug 2015, 10:51:07 UTC

It's painless-really.
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Message 1708083 - Posted: 3 Aug 2015, 15:35:24 UTC

Where am I? That wasn't synthahol in that last Raktajeno... Why do I have a walker? WHO IS THIS WOMAN???
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Hello, from Albany, CA!...
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Message 1708084 - Posted: 3 Aug 2015, 15:38:02 UTC

In case any one is interested, here is Harold's Album, good stuff in there...

http://imgur.com/gallery/KjtbV
My life is unremarkable and non descript, I work hard to make it appear this way, no I dont want any more tea, where did my towel go Arthur, you know how important these things are.

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Message 1708103 - Posted: 3 Aug 2015, 16:17:39 UTC - in response to Message 1707943.  
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We always use Fairy Liquid to soak our teeth. It works wonders.





(Just a little reminder that Irataba, mentioned in a recent competition, is Today's Featured Article on Wikipedia).
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Message 1708117 - Posted: 3 Aug 2015, 16:35:55 UTC - in response to Message 1708084.  

Answer your mail!



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Message 1708119 - Posted: 3 Aug 2015, 16:36:20 UTC

The Mans Thoughts - "Last time she poisoned me she used a cup I couldn't see through. I'll just smile and pour it out later."

-Too Dark?
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"To my mathematical brain, the numbers alone make thinking about aliens perfectly rational. The real challenge is to work out what aliens might actually be like." -Steven Hawking
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Message 1708252 - Posted: 3 Aug 2015, 22:24:31 UTC

COMMERCIAL NARRATION: ".....Finally, Soylent Green, the answer to all life's questions....."

"Sour Grapes make a bitter Whine." <(0)>
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Message 1708281 - Posted: 4 Aug 2015, 1:44:50 UTC

Hi I am your new Vitameatavegamin girl.
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Message 1708297 - Posted: 4 Aug 2015, 2:33:24 UTC
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Judging shal commence post haste. Good job everyone.
My life is unremarkable and non descript, I work hard to make it appear this way, no I dont want any more tea, where did my towel go Arthur, you know how important these things are.

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Message 1708299 - Posted: 4 Aug 2015, 2:34:57 UTC
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Ok then:

My husband loves this.
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Humor her and she will go away.
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Message 1708312 - Posted: 4 Aug 2015, 2:58:17 UTC

Here is the Tally...

3rd
James C.

The Mans Thoughts - "Last time she poisoned me she used a cup I couldn't see through. I'll just smile and pour it out later."

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celttooth

Man thought:
'Who is this woman?'

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Admiral Gloval

Man thinking.
"Oh God. What has she run through that juicer of hers this time?"

Sorry dad, but with the Better Half trying and tasting different (alternative) liquids now at home with her new diet.. Admiral Gloval seemd to strike a nail on the head.. lol...

PM Sent..
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Message 1708314 - Posted: 4 Aug 2015, 3:04:29 UTC

Congratz Admiral Gloval!



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Message 1708319 - Posted: 4 Aug 2015, 3:11:02 UTC

Honorable mention to Carlos.......

SHE WILL NEVER GO AWAY MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Message 1708352 - Posted: 4 Aug 2015, 4:12:04 UTC
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Message 1708372 - Posted: 4 Aug 2015, 5:03:57 UTC

His housekeeper recycles his water bottles...
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Message 1708374 - Posted: 4 Aug 2015, 5:05:07 UTC

Congrats Admiral!

"Gr33n" (as in currency...)

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Donald Trumps Energy and Environment Policy

"Sour Grapes make a bitter Whine." <(0)>
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Message 1708396 - Posted: 4 Aug 2015, 5:45:08 UTC

Liberal disquise.
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