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Message 1696541 - Posted: 28 Jun 2015, 19:27:12 UTC

"OK, girls, the map said there was an Anti Balistic Missile with an ID of DZ around here, all look for it so we can start the disarmament campaign"
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Message 1696542 - Posted: 28 Jun 2015, 19:29:05 UTC

1) "Why did the Turkey cross the road?...................uh, never mind....."

2) "Sheik Anon. bin Turkey and his entourage arrive for the premier...."

3) "Turkey trot boogie"

4) "Please ladies, no autographs......."

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Message 1696556 - Posted: 28 Jun 2015, 20:18:37 UTC

Tom says:

"Ok girls it's a Shriner's
convention, let's shake it!"





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Message 1696557 - Posted: 28 Jun 2015, 20:21:12 UTC
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Tom says:

"Ok girls it's Thanksgiving,
stay out of the suburbs."



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Message 1696800 - Posted: 29 Jun 2015, 18:32:43 UTC

Now ladies, be brave - this is KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN, not Thanksgiving Day....
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Message 1696815 - Posted: 29 Jun 2015, 20:47:13 UTC

I count only 7 responses, so another 24 hours are called for...
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Message 1696839 - Posted: 29 Jun 2015, 22:04:10 UTC - in response to Message 1696488.  

I count only eight hens. Another two are called for.
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Message 1696904 - Posted: 30 Jun 2015, 4:56:26 UTC
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Ofcourse it's safe. November is still months away.
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Message 1696943 - Posted: 30 Jun 2015, 7:41:24 UTC

I feel like such a turkey holding this parking space.
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Message 1697197 - Posted: 1 Jul 2015, 5:09:54 UTC

Of course they won't recognise us. We've still got our feathers on
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Message 1697248 - Posted: 1 Jul 2015, 7:20:42 UTC
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OK, after getting caught by TWO outrages, here's the judgement:

In 3rd place is Chris S with:
Right: you lot, enjoy your hen party, church tomorrow for the wedding, 11am sharp!

(get me to the church on time...)

In second, by a tail feather (rather large for a turkey...) is R. Smith for:
Of course they won't recognise us. We've still got our feathers on!

and in FIRST PLACE (in a dead heat with himself!) is DG66580004 with:

Sheik Anon bin Turkey and his entourage arrive for the premier...
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Turkey trot boogie

PM going out
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Message 1697348 - Posted: 1 Jul 2015, 15:15:16 UTC
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Thanks for the win HHG, my life has been temporarily interrupted by Jury service. I will post a picture by 21:00 UTC.

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Message 1697365 - Posted: 1 Jul 2015, 16:02:17 UTC

Hey dg, you got another one...
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Message 1697376 - Posted: 1 Jul 2015, 16:36:31 UTC

Well that was a wasted 4 hours sitting on a rock hard courtroom bench with a bad back only to find out my services won't be needed, thank you very much......Oh well, on to more important things.......here's another 'interesting' photo.

Not for the win, my caption would be "First star to the right, then on towards morning....."



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Message 1697378 - Posted: 1 Jul 2015, 16:39:03 UTC

Hey dg, I found the car!



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Message 1697387 - Posted: 1 Jul 2015, 17:08:19 UTC

Tell Mrs Wong we will give her washing back next time we land at HK
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Message 1697426 - Posted: 1 Jul 2015, 19:09:20 UTC

"KoreanAir 568, Kai Tak is closed! I repeat: Kai Tak is closed! DO NOT FINISH YOUR APPROACH!"

"KAL568, oops, sorry... I haven't flown into Hong Kong for a while..."
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Message 1697464 - Posted: 1 Jul 2015, 22:10:35 UTC - in response to Message 1697426.  

A Checkerboard turn, by Cap'n Crunch!
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Message 1697471 - Posted: 1 Jul 2015, 22:23:18 UTC

I apologize for the image, apparently some people are getting really protective of their territory...

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Message 1697507 - Posted: 2 Jul 2015, 0:57:59 UTC

I'm sure there's a runway around here somewhere!
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