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Message 1679381 - Posted: 13 May 2015, 21:54:26 UTC - in response to Message 1679331.  

Congrats Astria :-)
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Message 1679492 - Posted: 14 May 2015, 6:07:20 UTC - in response to Message 1679308.  


Third place of course:
pregnant bee keeper trying to fit in?
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umm, stripes? bees don't see color...
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Message 1679729 - Posted: 15 May 2015, 0:07:58 UTC

Oh dear, I almost missed that message, but fortunately I saw it in time! Allons-y!

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Message 1679738 - Posted: 15 May 2015, 0:46:33 UTC - in response to Message 1679729.  

Redneck grandmas will crochet anything.
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Message 1679747 - Posted: 15 May 2015, 1:15:59 UTC

Used Beer Cozy........

"Sour Grapes make a bitter Whine." <(0)>
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Message 1679791 - Posted: 15 May 2015, 4:21:56 UTC
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Neighbour said to housewife:

"Just a minute there, weren't the yellow parts of the
pattern colored white when you put that thing on there?"



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Message 1679804 - Posted: 15 May 2015, 5:19:00 UTC

Uh-oh. Looks like grandma had an accident.
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Message 1679866 - Posted: 15 May 2015, 7:59:30 UTC

The cure for the "cold toilet seat" blues...
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Message 1679948 - Posted: 15 May 2015, 11:56:26 UTC

He can hit a target at 100 meters. Now how can miss this one!

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Message 1679957 - Posted: 15 May 2015, 12:33:47 UTC

Yeah, Mom, I asked you to use up the yarn ends — but a toilet cozy for a public restroom?
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Message 1679984 - Posted: 15 May 2015, 14:08:58 UTC

Knit one pearl two, not go do number two.
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Message 1680608 - Posted: 16 May 2015, 22:18:38 UTC - in response to Message 1679984.  

This bathroom even has a satin hand towel to match the shiny pink toilet covers.
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Message 1680629 - Posted: 16 May 2015, 23:09:58 UTC - in response to Message 1680608.  

Don't ask about the toilet paper. Trust me.
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Message 1680698 - Posted: 17 May 2015, 7:09:26 UTC

The library has a new seat cover.

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Message 1680774 - Posted: 17 May 2015, 14:46:40 UTC

I have to improve mine.

Knit one purl poo.
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Message 1680823 - Posted: 17 May 2015, 21:18:37 UTC

Pilot to bombardier. Over target...

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Message 1680927 - Posted: 18 May 2015, 4:31:39 UTC

I think Granny need some more exlax.
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Message 1681252 - Posted: 18 May 2015, 23:23:37 UTC - in response to Message 1679729.  

Crochit. A sedentary hobby.



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Message 1681256 - Posted: 18 May 2015, 23:41:21 UTC

Sorry for the delay! I couldn't remember the time period to wait and the rules weren't at the beginning of the thread. I'll post the winners later tonight. :)
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