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Message 1672320 - Posted: 30 Apr 2015, 23:51:11 UTC

The instructor said to keep the horizon right HERE in the windshield, but something doesn't seem right.

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Message 1672321 - Posted: 30 Apr 2015, 23:52:08 UTC - in response to Message 1672320.  

I've heard of glass ceiling but this is ridiculous!!
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Message 1672406 - Posted: 1 May 2015, 3:21:49 UTC

Flight computer warning.....
"DON'T pull up! DON'T pull up!............"

"Sour Grapes make a bitter Whine." <(0)>
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Message 1672408 - Posted: 1 May 2015, 3:24:43 UTC
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Kittyman landing.......coming in at zero two fifty.....Meow, meow, meow.

All paws on deck...
"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster

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Message 1672425 - Posted: 1 May 2015, 4:10:18 UTC

There's a cold beer on the others end of the runway. Now reach out the window and grab it.

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Message 1672450 - Posted: 1 May 2015, 5:01:35 UTC

Flight training for missions to Australia
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Message 1672480 - Posted: 1 May 2015, 6:40:40 UTC

Coast guard one four niner, I said RUNWAY one eight!
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Message 1672481 - Posted: 1 May 2015, 6:42:45 UTC

I'm not landing until I have checked this runway for bumps and holes.
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Message 1672482 - Posted: 1 May 2015, 6:44:01 UTC - in response to Message 1672181.  
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picture bump


Coast guard plane over runway one one, buzzing the field is NOT Allowed! Come out of inverted flight, rolling left!
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Message 1672771 - Posted: 1 May 2015, 21:23:46 UTC

Get a photo of my good side.

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Message 1672827 - Posted: 1 May 2015, 23:29:25 UTC - in response to Message 1672771.  

Minor Plane Landing. Member reactions: Astonishing!
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Message 1672916 - Posted: 2 May 2015, 5:01:57 UTC

Ladies and gentlemen, please remain in your seats until the captain has turned off the seat belt light.
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Message 1673081 - Posted: 2 May 2015, 16:56:17 UTC
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Is this how Fred Astair danced on the ceiling in Royal Wedding?
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Message 1673097 - Posted: 2 May 2015, 17:58:29 UTC

Time to see who's flight of fancy is the most fancied flight....

Some very good one's in the squadron of offerings

So after much deliberation, and a pint or two...


In third place we have "Tail end Charlie" Monday with "I'm not landing here until I've checked..."

And second place there is our Canadian wingman Celt with "Canadian RCAF exchange pilot trains with the U.S. coast guard!"

But our Squadron leader (if not Wing Commander) Angela with "Ladies and gentlemen, please remain in your seats until the captain has turned off the seat belt light."

Angela, may your next flight be less eventful than this one :0


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Message 1673105 - Posted: 2 May 2015, 18:15:42 UTC

Thanks for a good contest this time Rob....


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Message 1673169 - Posted: 2 May 2015, 23:06:52 UTC

Thank you for the win.

My dear friends, please caption this:
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Message 1673226 - Posted: 3 May 2015, 1:08:22 UTC

Egads...These things aren't edible.
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Message 1673233 - Posted: 3 May 2015, 1:31:14 UTC

Clean toys are a racoon's best friend.
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Message 1673242 - Posted: 3 May 2015, 2:03:50 UTC

Just wait until the dog comes to get a drink!
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Message 1673249 - Posted: 3 May 2015, 2:30:49 UTC

Sorry to have to ask, Mrs. Angela. But the guest bath is too small.

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