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Message 1648260 - Posted: 1 Mar 2015, 18:57:35 UTC

Willie Nelson's BMW...

"On the road again, I wanna be on the road again, ......"

"Where'd I put that joint?"

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Message 1648264 - Posted: 1 Mar 2015, 19:07:00 UTC

Turn right Harry!
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Message 1648272 - Posted: 1 Mar 2015, 19:50:13 UTC - in response to Message 1648264.  

'He used to be a train driver.'
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Message 1648287 - Posted: 1 Mar 2015, 20:48:21 UTC

Driver on phone to AA:
"Yeh, there was this big jolt, then a strange grinding noise and it just stopped..."
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Message 1648413 - Posted: 2 Mar 2015, 7:10:20 UTC

Why Uli should never be allowed to drive in the UK.
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Message 1648417 - Posted: 2 Mar 2015, 7:20:26 UTC

This car rides so smooth. It feels like it is on rails.

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Message 1648457 - Posted: 2 Mar 2015, 10:23:42 UTC

Just the 10 responses so far, judgment coming soon, so get your last entries in.
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Message 1648469 - Posted: 2 Mar 2015, 11:45:10 UTC

Folks are dumb where I come from...
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Message 1648472 - Posted: 2 Mar 2015, 12:25:09 UTC

This is not what they meant by pulling completely over to the shoulder of the road.

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Message 1648496 - Posted: 2 Mar 2015, 14:56:40 UTC

Lindsay Lohan flash backed to driving Herbie again.

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Looks like Lindsay got the keys again.
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Message 1648503 - Posted: 2 Mar 2015, 15:43:52 UTC

Driver:
"Told Ya' it was foggy on the free-way...."
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Message 1648532 - Posted: 2 Mar 2015, 18:28:46 UTC
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OK, Judgment day has arrived...

Sorry for the slight delay, RL intervened

Many thanks to all the entries, I found the decision difficult. Here's my list


Honorable mention for the self-deprecating Uli with -
Why Uli should never be allowed to drive in the UK.

Third place Gordon Lowe with -
Now that the snow has melted, I see I'm in a real pickle.

Second place to Rob Smith with-
Driver on phone to AA:
"Yeh, there was this big jolt, then a strange grinding noise and it just stopped..."

And the winner is Admiral Gloval with -
This is not what they meant by pulling completely over to the shoulder of the road.

PM sent
Happy Crunching,

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Message 1648558 - Posted: 2 Mar 2015, 20:38:44 UTC

Ok. Let's chew on this one.


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Message 1648568 - Posted: 2 Mar 2015, 21:05:16 UTC

Stealth attack on the Feathered Rats!
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Hello, from Albany, CA!...
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Message 1648571 - Posted: 2 Mar 2015, 21:07:38 UTC

George, it's time to open the water valve again.
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Message 1648583 - Posted: 2 Mar 2015, 21:35:35 UTC

"I can't believe they're that stupid."

"Sour Grapes make a bitter Whine." <(0)>
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Message 1648585 - Posted: 2 Mar 2015, 21:36:24 UTC

That cat thinks we are dumb enough not to have seen him this time....
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Message 1648586 - Posted: 2 Mar 2015, 21:37:21 UTC

Right, now the cat's in the drain we can let the youngsters have a bit of target practice
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Message 1648589 - Posted: 2 Mar 2015, 21:41:22 UTC

The judges kept a close eye on the target during preparations for the annual "Splat a cat" competion
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Message 1648610 - Posted: 2 Mar 2015, 22:54:28 UTC - in response to Message 1648589.  

"My yoga class. You want me to do what???"
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