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Message 1649071 - Posted: 4 Mar 2015, 10:23:37 UTC - in response to Message 1649068.  

One of the conundrums of life Annie :-)

But what I want to know is this. If men get beer bellies, what do women get drinking wine?

They get pissed and pass out.
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Message 1649072 - Posted: 4 Mar 2015, 10:26:21 UTC - in response to Message 1649071.  

One of the conundrums of life Annie :-)

But what I want to know is this. If men get beer bellies, what do women get drinking wine?

They get pissed and pass out.

Or very sick. ;-)

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Message 1649218 - Posted: 4 Mar 2015, 18:58:09 UTC - in response to Message 1649068.  

One of the conundrums of life Annie :-)

But what I want to know is this. If men get beer bellies, what do women get drinking wine?

An urge to fire up the karaoke machine and belt a few tunes out.

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Message 1649287 - Posted: 4 Mar 2015, 20:48:23 UTC - in response to Message 1649068.  

One of the conundrums of life Annie :-)

But what I want to know is this. If men get beer bellies, what do women get drinking wine?

Purple stains on the carpet?
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Message 1649310 - Posted: 4 Mar 2015, 22:04:08 UTC - in response to Message 1649287.  
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One of the conundrums of life Annie :-)

But what I want to know is this. If men get beer bellies, what do women get drinking wine?

Purple stains on the carpet?


There are stains in the carpet of Yoko's bedroom, hard to get them out...

This one's for Lisa...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAF6ieYUnRM&index=29&list=RDMM3O1_3zBUKM8
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Message 1649320 - Posted: 4 Mar 2015, 22:20:34 UTC

Aha!

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Message 1649606 - Posted: 5 Mar 2015, 16:46:13 UTC

A favorite for gentlemen in America.

1 part vodka
1 part tequila
1 part rum
1 part gin
1 part triple sec
1 1/2 parts sweet and sour mix
1 splash Coca-Cola®

Read more: Long Island Iced Tea recipe http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink590.html#ixzz3TWwQWKW6

Deadly, but you don't realize it 'til face DOWN.

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Message 1649684 - Posted: 5 Mar 2015, 20:04:31 UTC

Nearly the weekend, I hope the stock of [censored] is big enough.

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Message 1649706 - Posted: 5 Mar 2015, 21:03:11 UTC - in response to Message 1649690.  




:)

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Message 1649725 - Posted: 5 Mar 2015, 21:45:31 UTC

GOD BLESS YOU JULIE!

That's the most BEAUTIFUL picture I've ever seen.......Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

:D :D .g

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Message 1649727 - Posted: 5 Mar 2015, 21:54:25 UTC - in response to Message 1649725.  

GOD BLESS YOU JULIE!

That's the most BEAUTIFUL picture I've ever seen.......Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

:D :D .g

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Message 1649827 - Posted: 6 Mar 2015, 4:43:27 UTC - in response to Message 1649690.  

Making me hungry - and I just ate.
Left-over deep-pit pork in barbeque sauce, over fettuccini noodles.
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Message 1649889 - Posted: 6 Mar 2015, 10:18:23 UTC

*Drool!*

A food so good it's been banned by two major religions, what further accolade could it have?
Life on earth is the global equivalent of not storing things in the fridge.
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Message 1649913 - Posted: 6 Mar 2015, 11:14:39 UTC - in response to Message 1649869.  

Miz Julie, after that pic, you better be bringing lots of beer money on your next visit! :-)))))))


:)))))) That's a deal!
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Message 1649931 - Posted: 6 Mar 2015, 13:14:35 UTC - in response to Message 1649913.  

Miz Julie, after that pic, you better be bringing lots of beer money on your next visit! :-)))))))


:)))))) That's a deal!


Dont worry Julie.
After the third pint he will wave with the white flag. LOL


With each crime and every kindness we birth our future.
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Message 1649976 - Posted: 6 Mar 2015, 15:41:23 UTC - in response to Message 1649931.  

Miz Julie, after that pic, you better be bringing lots of beer money on your next visit! :-)))))))


:)))))) That's a deal!


Dont worry Julie.
After the third pint he will wave with the white flag. LOL


Hehehe:)) He still has to recover from the Zonderix beer I gave him last year:)))
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Message 1649992 - Posted: 6 Mar 2015, 17:13:14 UTC

If anyone needs me to hold their hair while they call God on the big white telephone, erm, ask someone else :)

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Message 1649998 - Posted: 6 Mar 2015, 17:33:48 UTC - in response to Message 1649992.  

If anyone needs me to hold their hair while they call God on the big white telephone, erm, ask someone else :)


Fifty years ago :(, some of my less savory underage companions and I had obtained both Hamms Beer and a bottle of Seagram's 7. Being normal we tried to drink each other under.

A long story short, after being delivered to my parent's front lawn in the wee hours, my friends left me face down, heaving away. My next recollection was my father standing over me with the morning sun shining down asking "Did you learn anything?"

Can't STAND even the aroma of Seagram's today, and I no longer worship at the alter of the Porcelain God. :)

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Message 1650018 - Posted: 6 Mar 2015, 18:09:51 UTC

Newky brown, good grief the hangover from that was horrendous. Never touched it since.

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