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Scarecrow Send message Joined: 15 Jul 00 Posts: 4520 Credit: 486,601 RAC: 0 
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Q. If there is a Wisconsin quarterback, running back and linebacker all in a car, who is driving? A. The cop. ID: 1600621 ·  |
Eric Korpela   Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 1382 Credit: 54,506,847 RAC: 60
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Two Nebraska running backs walked into a bar. Melvin Gordon ducked under it, gave it a spin move and ran 75 yards for the touchdown.  @SETIEric@qoto.org (Mastodon) 
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 Angela   Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31
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How do you keep a Nebraska quarterback engaged in classroom material? Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.  On Wisconsin!!! ID: 1600675 · |
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Scarecrow Send message Joined: 15 Jul 00 Posts: 4520 Credit: 486,601 RAC: 0
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Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31
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Yes, it's that time of year again...time to WHACK A BADGER! I was just terrible at that game! That must mean that it is mighty difficult to whack a badger!  Nom, nom, nom, nom... ID: 1600874 · |
Uli  Send message Joined: 6 Feb 00 Posts: 10923 Credit: 5,996,015 RAC: 1 
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Just curious, what the bet is this year. Pluto will always be a planet to me.  Seti Ambassador Not to late to order an Anni Shirt ID: 1600876 · |
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Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31
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Just curious, what the bet is this year. Actually, we haven't made a bet so far this year. In the past I know that one year Eric and I had to pay up a box of homemade cookies and one year Scarecrow had to buy us hats. One year Scarecrow had to sing the Wisconsin fight song, but we ended up excusing that debt because he had a bad cold for much of the winter. (Those midwestern winters are brutal! Eric remembers them well.) For some weird reason I don't think that Wisconsin was scheduled to play Nebraska last year, because I don't remember doing our annual trash talking in 2013. Until you mentioned it, Ulibelle, I think that we just plain forgot about the annual accompanying wager. I don't even know who is favored to win on Saturday and by how much. Cowboy, would you care to make the game a bit more "interesting"? ID: 1600921 · |
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Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31
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After a rough practice session a Nebraska football player goes to see the team doctor. "Doc", he says, "My body hurts wherever I touch it." "Really?" questions the doctor. "Show me." The football player takes his finger, pushes his elbow and screams in agony. He pushes his knee and screams. He pushes his ankle and screams and so on it goes. "Young man" says the doctor, "Your finger is broken."  On Wisconsin!!! ID: 1600936 · |
Gary Charpentier    Send message Joined: 25 Dec 00 Posts: 30640 Credit: 53,134,872 RAC: 32
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Looks like the Golden Bears tried to make a game of it, but they let the spoiled children get too far ahead in the first quarter. 
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Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31
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Looks like the Golden Bears tried to make a game of it, but they let the spoiled children get too far ahead in the first quarter. That was a TERRIBLE game!!! We stopped watching before half time because it was so tragic. ID: 1601290 · |
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Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31
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A Nebraska football player, concerned about being late for practice, asked someone on campus what time it was. The fellow student looked down at his watch and said, "It's 3:15."  The football player, with a puzzled look on his face replied "You know, it's the weirdest thing... I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."  On Wisconsin!!! ID: 1601302 · |
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Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31
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Final Score Wisconsin Badgers 59 Nebraska Cornhuskers 24 We are having pasta for dinner tonight, but I do believe that Cowboy Dave will be dining upon crow... ID: 1601575 · |
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Scarecrow Send message Joined: 15 Jul 00 Posts: 4520 Credit: 486,601 RAC: 0
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Well.... ummm... them Huskers looked pretty good for the first 7 minutes.....  Congrats on a very big win! ID: 1601578 · |
BladeD  Send message Joined: 9 Aug 11 Posts: 13320 Credit: 1,603,919 RAC: 2
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Badgers' Gordon runs for record 408 yds... 
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David S  Send message Joined: 4 Oct 99 Posts: 18352 Credit: 27,761,924 RAC: 12
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I still don't give the slightest bit of a diddly-darn about football at any level, but I thought some of the people who got their jollies in this thread would enjoy this:  David Sitting on my butt while others boldly go, Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri. ID: 1604267 · |
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Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31
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LOL!!! Your cartoon is quite timely as The Big Game between Cal and Stanford is in progress right now. Super Fun Cool Uncle Eric is sitting on those cold wet rainy bleachers right now, along side our thirteen year old nephew Mark. Today's game is critical as a win could make Cal "bowl eligible". Unfortunately, the last time I peeked at the score, Stanford was winning by quite a lot. Sigh. Go Bears! ID: 1604276 · |
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David S Send message Joined: 4 Oct 99 Posts: 18352 Credit: 27,761,924 RAC: 12
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LOL!!! Your cartoon is quite timely as The Big Game between Cal and Stanford is in progress right now. Super Fun Cool Uncle Eric is sitting on those cold wet rainy bleachers right now, along side our thirteen year old nephew Mark. Yes, Pastis posted it on his Facebook page yesterday because of the game today. Meanwhile, I see your Badgers just beat Iowa 26-24 a couple minutes ago. Not that I care. (I have the teensiest bit of interest in Iowa, only because the Iowa Interstate Railroad runs the Hawkeye Express to move people from a remote parking lot to the stadium. I don't actually care who wins the game, though.) David Sitting on my butt while others boldly go, Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri. ID: 1604283 · |
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Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31
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Eric is looking forward to the bowl invitations to see where Wisconsin may go. ID: 1604292 · |
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BladeD Send message Joined: 9 Aug 11 Posts: 13320 Credit: 1,603,919 RAC: 2
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Badgers' Gordon runs for record 408 yds... That did last long... Samaje Perine The Oklahoma true freshman rewarded those who braved the elements with history. He set a major college record by running for 427 yards, scoring five touchdowns to lead the No. 23 Sooners over Kansas 44-7 Saturday.
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Gary Charpentier Send message Joined: 25 Dec 00 Posts: 30640 Credit: 53,134,872 RAC: 32
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Eric is looking forward to the bowl invitations to see where Wisconsin may go. There is the Zaxby's Heart of Dallas Bowl the Quick Lane Bowl the New Era Pinstripe Bowl the National University Holiday Bowl the Franklin American Mortgage Music City Bowl the Foster Farms Bowl the Capital One Orange Bowl the Buffalo Wild Wings Citrus Bowl the Outback Bowl the TaxSlayer Bowl and of course the ty d bowl ;-) but I don't think the cotton, rose, fiesta and sugar are in the picture. Any predictions?
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