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Message 1598334 - Posted: 8 Nov 2014, 0:49:04 UTC

If we have to name a lady's butt
someday, I reserve the name Bertha!



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Message 1598458 - Posted: 8 Nov 2014, 8:43:49 UTC - in response to Message 1598334.  

If we have to name a lady's butt
someday, I reserve the name Bertha!



Big Bertha?
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Message 1598464 - Posted: 8 Nov 2014, 8:46:38 UTC

Yes, one of the Butt sisters.


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Message 1598641 - Posted: 8 Nov 2014, 20:08:20 UTC

I tried to drink her skinny. But she's still about 215.

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Message 1598665 - Posted: 8 Nov 2014, 20:41:14 UTC

The Original Big Bertha ?? COR! What a Bore!!!!

She certainly made a lot of noise, and it took a lot of men to look after her!
Happy Crunching,

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Message 1598670 - Posted: 8 Nov 2014, 20:48:54 UTC
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News Flash!
Second smartest person at Seti revealed......

I heard that she was a quiet young lady, with
a sweet disposition, and a comely nature.


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Message 1598694 - Posted: 8 Nov 2014, 22:04:09 UTC - in response to Message 1598670.  

News Flash!
Second smartest person at Seti revealed......

I heard that she was a quiet young lady, with
a sweet disposition, and a comely nature.



You're really making me curious Ian...
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Message 1598702 - Posted: 8 Nov 2014, 22:18:11 UTC - in response to Message 1598694.  

Yes, the second smartest person
at Seti has been found!


After a long and extensive study undertaken at
my own expense, I have uncovered the identity of
the second smartest person in the Seti foundation.
This person was well hidden among the legions
of people who all contribute what ever they can to
the success of the program's ideals. The name of
this person will be released just as soon as
permission can be obtained for the big reveal!



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Message 1598730 - Posted: 8 Nov 2014, 22:50:15 UTC

You have my full permission Celttooth.

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Message 1598745 - Posted: 8 Nov 2014, 23:14:07 UTC - in response to Message 1598742.  

I think it was me. :-)


Who here didn't fart?



Not recently...
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Message 1598773 - Posted: 8 Nov 2014, 23:45:35 UTC

All righty then.....

Every one knows who the smartest person in any setting is.
Even an old dog like myself does not need to be told who the
top dog is in any room. The big ask, who is the second
brightest person in the room?

So we can approach this thing in a suitably reasoned way.
All Setizens need only to think of the smartest person in
the same manner as I did, and then the second brightest
member of the group will spring into your collective consciousness.
So have at it, by naming the person you think is the smartest.
In no time at all, (A week or so.) I am certain you will stumble
on to the second smartest person in Seti!


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Message 1599144 - Posted: 9 Nov 2014, 23:18:04 UTC - in response to Message 1598773.  

Which Seti?
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Message 1599150 - Posted: 9 Nov 2014, 23:28:56 UTC

The big ask, who is the second
brightest person in the room?

The Big Answer: Any Idiot, Not Posting In An Idiots Thread as This Thread.

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May we All have a METAMORPHOSIS. REASON. GOoD JUDGEMENT and LOVE and ORDER!!!!!
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Message 1599155 - Posted: 9 Nov 2014, 23:41:44 UTC - in response to Message 1599150.  

The big ask, who is the second
brightest person in the room?

The Big Answer: Any Idiot, Not Posting In An Idiots Thread as This Thread.

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I take it you are not the one.

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Message 1599159 - Posted: 9 Nov 2014, 23:48:01 UTC - in response to Message 1599150.  

That reply is almost enough to call all
of this off. Not so difficult to pick the
smartest now.

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Message 1599173 - Posted: 10 Nov 2014, 0:07:53 UTC - in response to Message 1599159.  
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That reply is almost enough to call all
of this off. Not so difficult to pick the
smartest now.

Don't let it get to you much. Read his post closely. It makes him out as a idiot also for posting here.

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Message 1599177 - Posted: 10 Nov 2014, 0:13:51 UTC

Well, when you think of it, he's
just playing like we are....right?


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Message 1599180 - Posted: 10 Nov 2014, 0:16:09 UTC

Just be nicer about it.

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Message 1599183 - Posted: 10 Nov 2014, 0:22:29 UTC

So, has any one thought about who the
second smartest person in Seti is?


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Message 1599352 - Posted: 10 Nov 2014, 8:38:34 UTC

I even don't know who the smartest person is, let alone the second smartest...
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