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Message 1618802 - Posted: 25 Dec 2014, 17:13:30 UTC

"Southwest Two one niner - who dressed up the south landing pattern marker?"
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Message 1618803 - Posted: 25 Dec 2014, 17:13:52 UTC - in response to Message 1618645.  

This is how Vlad celebrates Christmas.
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Message 1618823 - Posted: 25 Dec 2014, 19:39:01 UTC

I told you not to give that much fertilizer to the tree!
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Message 1618825 - Posted: 25 Dec 2014, 19:40:44 UTC

Town Mayor to Zoo chief:

"I said it once, I said it a million times.
Keep the giraffe penned up until after Christmas!"



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Message 1619158 - Posted: 26 Dec 2014, 18:09:00 UTC

Somehow, the 100 foot extension cord didn't reach...
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Message 1619268 - Posted: 27 Dec 2014, 1:20:13 UTC - in response to Message 1619158.  

Dis Pole Dancing Thing, Not as easy as it looks!
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Message 1619623 - Posted: 28 Dec 2014, 4:40:35 UTC

Sorry for the long wait - been recovering from a bit of a nasty tangle on Christmas day :/ so... finally getting to all your lovely captions has cheered me up a lot :) Thank you all!!! :)

Very difficult to choose between them though :( but as I cannot give everyone first prize...

My Christmas Mischief Prize is jointly awarded to:
Steven Meyer for: "[NASA RADIO VOICE] T minus 10 seconds and counting ... 9 ... 8 ... 7 ... ... uh ... OK ... WHO TOOK THE ROCKET AND REPLACED IT WITH A TREE?"
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The Holy Hand Grenade for: "Southwest Two one niner - who dressed up the south landing pattern marker?"

For creating a mind picture in my head (and making me giggle whilst highlighting just one of what is clearly many plights that we should all stop and give our thoughtful consideration to :)) I am giving a Special Award to Lynn for her: "Short people problem #33. Having to jump to reach tree"

For capturing the "aaaarrgh of Christmas lighting" (and putting my problems with ours this year in proper perspective) Third prize goes to Admiral Glover for: "Dang! A bulb burned out!" :)))

For giving us a glimpse into Canadian politics :))) I am awarding Second Prize to celttooth for: Town Mayor to Zoo chief:
"I said it once, I said it a million times.
Keep the giraffe penned up until after Christmas!"

And not just for the laugh but for the invaluable tip I will be making use of next Christmas... I am giving First prize to Zalster for: "anniet finally figured out how to keep the cats from tearing down the Christmas tree" :)))

Thank you to everyone though!! :) They were all excellent!

PM going out now...
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Message 1619628 - Posted: 28 Dec 2014, 5:09:06 UTC - in response to Message 1619623.  

WOW..

Didn't think I would win. Thanks anniet.. OK give me a little bit to find a good pic...

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Message 1619676 - Posted: 28 Dec 2014, 7:06:06 UTC - in response to Message 1619628.  

Ok, give me your best captions

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Message 1619681 - Posted: 28 Dec 2014, 7:23:57 UTC - in response to Message 1619676.  

Hurry! Take the picture.
Congrats Zalster!
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Message 1619694 - Posted: 28 Dec 2014, 8:00:39 UTC

The holiday lookalike contest has a winner!
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Message 1619703 - Posted: 28 Dec 2014, 8:34:44 UTC

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Message 1619742 - Posted: 28 Dec 2014, 11:25:31 UTC

Your bariton voice goes so well with my soprano, we should really establish a band!
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Message 1619781 - Posted: 28 Dec 2014, 13:33:49 UTC - in response to Message 1619676.  

Hee Haw!
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Message 1619833 - Posted: 28 Dec 2014, 18:36:21 UTC

Oh my gawwwwwwwwwwwd!
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Message 1619851 - Posted: 28 Dec 2014, 19:29:23 UTC

An A** and a Horse.

(Hey, don't blame me. It was my S.O. who said she that thought the woman was making an A** of herself and the horse was laughing his head off about that.)
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Message 1619854 - Posted: 28 Dec 2014, 19:36:03 UTC

Congratz Zalster!



Horse thought:
'She thinks this is some sort of kissing contest, he he!'



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Message 1619859 - Posted: 28 Dec 2014, 20:00:03 UTC

Girl thought: Whoever said horses couldn't sing???
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Message 1619926 - Posted: 28 Dec 2014, 23:49:05 UTC - in response to Message 1619859.  

Laughroulette, yell-off!
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Message 1620035 - Posted: 29 Dec 2014, 6:49:45 UTC

A horse is a horse of course of course.

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