Good morning!
Judging shall commence!

Submissions have been suspended in preparation for a final
conclusion. This will take an hour for me to wake up all the
way, then we will be well on the way to finding out what to
say to my butt when I get up every day.
Thank you all for your selections.

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Good morning!
Judging shall commence!

Submissions have been suspended in preparation for a final
conclusion. This will take an hour for me to wake up all the
way, then we will be well on the way to finding out what to
say to my butt when I get up every day.
Thank you all for your selections.

So in other words, Vesuvius is about to erupt?

but the BOOT is on the other foot as Vesuvius blows past the winning line.

Attention all!
Due to the delicate nature of this contest, we have decided to
employ the firm of Messrs LS, CV, and OM, llc. to supervise the vote.

Thank you.

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Make sure they're down wind of Vesuvius :-)

....just like this thread, Celt's butt has a life of its own...

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Bob Smith
Member of Seti PIPPS (Pluto is a Planet Protest Society)
Somewhere in the (un)known Universe?

Ah but being in the vicinity of Vesuvius, the toxicity shortens that life :-)

copy:

-------------------------- Setizens! ----------------------------

As chef officer of Messrs LS, CV, and OM, llc. this account has come to my attention.
Due to the extremely sensitive nature of this contest I have decided on my only month
off this year so far, to engage myself to this process. All contestants are reminded that
submissions have closed, and further attempts to influence the vote result will be
disregarded. I can assure all that a fair and studious result will be delivered.
Ms. Sara M'Bekee Numbiginna
CEO. COO. CCBW.
Messrs LS, CV, and OM, llc.
(It is too late for small bribes to offered.)

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in that case, Vesuvius is shutting down until the next time. Going to be difficult though...

...all that pressurised gas...

Hey Sirus B. I know it is too late for this thought butt "Krakatoa" would have been good one.

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Hey Sirus B. I know it is too late for this thought butt "Krakatoa" would have been good one.

Good one, butt "Vesuvius" is the all powerful one :-)

The winner of the Name celttooth's Butt Contest is:

BOOTICAN

The winning setizen is James Sotherden! in order to facilitate the efficient
transfer of the prize a PM shall be sent out.
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First I would like to thank every one for intering the contest and supporting it
with your votes and good will. All of the suggestions were of great merit. Nanook
of the north was a very close 'also ran' along with Vesuvius, and a surprising late entry,
Krakatoa. I send appreciation to Monday for letting me use the thread and the
genesis of the idea for the contest.
Special thanks goes out to Ms. Sara M'Bekee Numbiginna for her quick attention to
this question, and for doing what I told her to do.
Finally I will thank 'the powers that be' for not shutting this thing all down at the start.

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Why thank you Celtooth for this dubious honour:) I shall now be known as the man who named your Butt.

This was a fun thread and I got many a laugh out of it. So thanks to Monday for letting us have some fun in it.
I did like the name Krakatoa, but id have spelled it Crackatoa:) HIND sight is allways 20/20 isnt it:)

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Old James

Ok every one, let's all congratulate a person who
exemplifies a consistent theme at Seti:


A WINNER!


James Sotherden!

Thank you good Sir, LSM has all the details
needed to complete one more happy function,
sending you your prize in time for Christmas.



edit:

shall now be known as the man who named your Butt.

Out of all the world, you were the one who did it!
a thousand years from now we will be known as the
first to hold this contest, and you Sir were the first
winner.

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I did like the name Krakatoa, but id have spelled it Crackatoa:) HIND sight is allways 20/20 isnt it:)

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

Congratulations Jim!!!

I did like the name Krakatoa, but id have spelled it Crackatoa:) HIND sight is allways 20/20 isnt it:)

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

Congratulations Jim!!!

Thank You Angela. You cant keep a good punster down.
@ Celtooth, The sad part is the ineternet is forever. 10,000 years from now some professer will be digging through the Seti archives and find this thread:)
Im sure the question will be, WTF?

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Old James

10,000 years

By that time we will be a religion.

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10,000 years

By that time we will be a religion.

Mine will be "The Following of the Holy Brewmaster with the Smoothie". :-D

Cheers.

The church of the Celestial Butt!


Hey if L. Ron can do it, why not us?

Billions, and billions of years ago on the planet BOOTICAN in the Canuck
constellation there lived a race of very intelligent, and wise-ish plumbers.
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Come on, let's help me out here.....



P.S. Wiggo I think if would be useful for us to go in to negotiations to in
hence an possible close-ish relationship between our respective
versions of the truth!

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The church of the Celestial Butt!


Hey if L. Ron can do it, why not us?

Billions, and billions of years ago on the planet BOOTICAN in the Canuck
constellation there lived a race of very intelligent, and wise-ish plumbers.
------------------------------------------------------------
Come on, let's help me out here.....

Yes, if he can then why can't we? :-)

P.S. Wiggo I think if would be useful for us to go in to negotiations to in
hence an possible close-ish relationship between our respective
versions of the truth!

Ah, but can anyone really attest to what the truth actually is? (other than I brew good beer) :-D

Cheers.