Well... I can do flat on the floor... and I can do slackjawed... and I'm not averse to beer... :)

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Exciting employment opportunity

Applications are invited from suitably qualified people for the position of

Beer Drinkers QA Manager

Responsibilities will be

Ensuring the consistent quality of home brewed alcoholic beverages, by sample and trial.

To maintain the high standards expected of this establishment.

Applications on the back of a Guinness bottle label together with a processing fee of £5 to be forwarded to

People Officer
PO Box 99
London

Remuneration negotiable, and we are an equal opportunities employer.

Closing date 1st December 2014

Covering letter:

I saw your advertisement for the vacant position of Beer Drinkers QA Manager in the high quality publication of Beer Drinkers Daily, and would greatly be honoured if my application was considered.

Enclosed is a copy of my CV.

Sincerely, Zapped Sparky.

CV:

Qualities, I like beer.

Skills: I once drank so much I spent the next thirty five hours asleep.

Cheers :)

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You want the job zappy? you got my vote. :))

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Cheers everybody
Life is short so don't sip
Beer speaks, people mumble

GOOOOOOOOOD Morning Julie.

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Cheers everybody
Life is short so don't sip
Beer speaks, people mumble

Well I need to get up in 6 hours so I best hit the hay. :(

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Cheers everybody
Life is short so don't sip
Beer speaks, people mumble

Well I need to get up in 6 hours so I best hit the hay. :(

Good night, Grant.

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Night Grant, sleep well:)

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You want the job zappy? you got my vote. :))

I wonder how many other applicants there will be? :) Cheers :)

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You want the job zappy? you got my vote. :))

I wonder how many other applicants there will be? :) Cheers :)

Well, to be honest, I also applied for the job:))

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Good morning everyone. :-) 5:44 AM - PDT

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G'Morning from the west coast, seems like I just went to bed. :))

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Cheers everybody
Life is short so don't sip
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G'Morning from the west coast, seems like I just went to bed. :))

Morning Grant, feels just like an hour ago I wished you goodnight:)

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G'morning to anyone still awake on the flip side of this world. :-D

I finally made it here and we have a lovely warm & sunny start to this Saturday.

Beer O'clock in just under 4hrs away, so I'll just get myself another coffee.

Cheers.

My wife tried to make goulash soup.
AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH

I can start from scratch tomorrow.

Yikes

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G'day Mike, that doesn't like it worked out very well. :-O

Well the brewroom is ready to go, now I've got about 30mins to find out if this brewing lesson will be done this morning or tomorrow morning (if not today, then I'll start on the 1st mow since last winter began).

Beer O'clock in about 3hrs.

Cheers.

Well i wanted a lazy weekend but my wife meant well tho.

So my next brew has to wait til sunday.

Cheers :))

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When we lived in Sydney I had to share the kitchen and being a shift worker with odd days off made kitchen disasters the night before a nightmare. :-(

Cheers.

Well after swinging the brush-cutter around for about 90mins (would've been longer if I hadn't run out of line) I've got 1 hell of a sore back, my hands are vibrating and a piece of grass in my throat that can't decide if it wants to make me cough or make me choke. :-(

Hopefully a mouth full of this beer will at least cure the last 1 at least (after its shaky pour). ;-)

Cheers.

Well after swinging the brush-cutter around for about 90mins (would've been longer if I hadn't run out of line) I've got 1 hell of a sore back, my hands are vibrating and a piece of grass in my throat that can't decide if it wants to make me cough or make me choke. :-(

Hopefully a mouth full of this beer will at least cure the last 1 at least (after its shaky pour). ;-)

Cheers.

Now I remember why my grass is 2 feet long. I hope the beer works Wiggo.

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It worked so good that I've had another 2 beers since thanks Monday. ;-)

It is nice here that I can put the mower away for 4mths of the year, but the concrete mow stripping, garden rock/brick borders and 1 colourbond fence has now created a few strips that are fairly high (12-14") over winter now.

Cheers.

No beer for a bit while suffering a cold/deadly man flu. Then again alcohol is used to kill bugs so maybe... Cheers :)

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