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Message 1683125 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 5:49:08 UTC
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Time to filter out the chaff.
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Message 1683126 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 5:49:45 UTC - in response to Message 1683124.  

One competitor, here, is contemplating hitting the springs.

The IRISH SPRINGS???
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Message 1683127 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 5:50:14 UTC
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Needed, Scotch Guard.
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Message 1683128 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 5:51:05 UTC

I will concede. But I did have a lot of fun tonight. Been a long time since Angela and I squared off. I enjoyed it a lot.
So now I will say goodnight.
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Message 1683129 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 5:51:29 UTC

Katy bar the door..
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Message 1683130 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 5:51:43 UTC

You had better SHIP-SHAPE up your technique if you want to win...
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Message 1683131 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 5:52:16 UTC

Just lather up my chair girl...
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Message 1683132 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 5:52:58 UTC

I've been GROOMED for the win...
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Message 1683133 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 5:53:35 UTC

The Throne needs to be spic n' span..
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Message 1683134 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 5:54:54 UTC

Just you and me left, huh?

Well hop in my Hefty bag, cuz I'm TAKING OUT THE TRASH!!!
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Message 1683135 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 5:55:15 UTC

True clean needs fire;''''
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Message 1683136 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 5:56:35 UTC

Only one can RULY here...
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Message 1683137 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 5:57:52 UTC

My Throne needs clean, I mean like Ajax, cleaner than dirt
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Message 1683138 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 5:58:49 UTC

It is getting late, and the truth hurts. Of course, the tooth picks.
So, good night, all! It's been fun. :o)
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Message 1683140 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 5:59:18 UTC

Concede defeat, or I'll have to come over there and STRAIGHTEN you out!!!
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Message 1683141 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 5:59:18 UTC

Nite...
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Message 1683142 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 5:59:40 UTC

I need every thing Ship shape in my Throne Room...
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Message 1683143 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 6:01:19 UTC - in response to Message 1683138.  

It is getting late, and the truth hurts. Of course, the tooth picks.
So, good night, all! It's been fun. :o)

Goodnight Jim. Thanks for playing. It was a pleasure to pun with you.

Now then Celt, what do I have to do to WHIP YOU INTO SHAPE?
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Message 1683144 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 6:01:47 UTC

I want every thing Bristol fashion!
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Message 1683145 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 6:03:13 UTC

But who will lift the veil and UNCLUTTER the winner?
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