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Message 1683083 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 5:23:45 UTC - in response to Message 1683079.  

I shall continue the fight with grim RESOLVE.

(... or "grime" resolve?)

That just DAWNed on me.
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Message 1683084 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 5:24:03 UTC

Does the word hosed mean any thing to you'''


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Message 1683085 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 5:24:31 UTC

Is anyone ready to send up an S.O.S. from his PAD?
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Message 1683086 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 5:25:15 UTC
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Is anyone ready to send up an S.O.S. from his PAD?



We are getting flooded out of here..


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Message 1683088 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 5:26:08 UTC - in response to Message 1683085.  

Im not ready to TUCKs my tail between my legs yet.
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Message 1683089 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 5:26:09 UTC

Sometimes, Ivory about you guys.
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Message 1683090 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 5:26:24 UTC - in response to Message 1683086.  

We are getting flooded out of here..

Dear friend, SPRAY no more!
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Message 1683091 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 5:26:28 UTC
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I see people sinking;;;;


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Message 1683092 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 5:27:39 UTC - in response to Message 1683089.  

Sometimes, Ivory about you guys.

I will throw you a LIFEBOuy.
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Message 1683093 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 5:28:07 UTC
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Send up a Flare..


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Message 1683094 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 5:28:24 UTC

Everyone knows somebody who is a pun war winner, if you count Six DEGREASE of Separation...
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Message 1683095 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 5:28:47 UTC
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Send out an SOS''


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Message 1683096 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 5:29:10 UTC

I still have the ZEST when it comes to punning.
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Message 1683097 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 5:29:43 UTC
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Don't try to pull the steel wool over our eyes


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Message 1683098 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 5:30:47 UTC - in response to Message 1683096.  

I still have the ZEST when it comes to punning.

But do you still think you can SQUEEGEE out a win?
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Message 1683099 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 5:31:09 UTC
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It's getting dusty in here''''


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Message 1683100 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 5:31:09 UTC - in response to Message 1683097.  

Don't try to pull the steel wool over our eyes


I would never LYSOL to you guys.
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Message 1683101 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 5:32:00 UTC - in response to Message 1683098.  

I still have the ZEST when it comes to punning.

But do you still think you can SQUEEGEE out a win?

I will Wring one out.
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Message 1683102 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 5:32:25 UTC
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Are you ragging me?


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Message 1683103 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 5:32:57 UTC

Conceptualize my win... it will be an IMMACULATE conception.
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