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Message 1683020 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 4:48:19 UTC

Better that than to be a bubble head...

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Message 1683021 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 4:48:44 UTC
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I feel like a helicopter HOOVERing around up here, waiting for your entries.
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Message 1683022 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 4:49:50 UTC

You are going to carpet bomb us?

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Message 1683023 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 4:50:06 UTC

Well that sucks:)
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Message 1683024 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 4:50:35 UTC

I seem to be punning in a vacuum. . .
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Message 1683026 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 4:51:08 UTC

James, I know you're just home from work. Have you NEATEN yet?
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Message 1683027 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 4:51:10 UTC

It's not my ears, I cleaned them once..
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Message 1683028 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 4:51:28 UTC

Im just DYSON to tell a pun.
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Message 1683029 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 4:52:51 UTC - in response to Message 1683028.  

Im just DYSON to tell a pun.

That just makes me BISSEL all over.
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Message 1683030 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 4:53:02 UTC

Was the Dyson lent to you?

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Message 1683031 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 4:53:50 UTC - in response to Message 1683029.  

Im just DYSON to tell a pun.

That just makes me BISSEL all over.

Carefull or I will kick you to the KIRBY.
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Message 1683032 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 4:54:26 UTC

Then you will clean your boots;;
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Message 1683033 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 4:55:30 UTC

No bathroom breaks in a pun war. I hope you are all wearing adult diapers instead of your TIDY-whities.
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Message 1683034 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 4:55:58 UTC

Here it's BVDs

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Message 1683035 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 4:56:02 UTC

Just being here waxing with the queen is the HY-LA of my life.
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Message 1683036 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 4:57:03 UTC

Like you two could clean house..
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Message 1683038 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 4:57:47 UTC

I love cleaning clocks:)
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Message 1683039 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 4:58:01 UTC - in response to Message 1683035.  

Just being here waxing with the queen is the HY-LA of my life.

And I like hanging with you, my friend. In fact, let's have a drink. How about a little vodka in your orange-SPRUCE?
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Message 1683040 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 4:58:12 UTC

Even dishes take time..

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Message 1683041 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 4:58:33 UTC

I'm taking a shine, to this topic. . .
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