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Message 1682989 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 4:33:38 UTC

Looks like we've had a CLEAN break in picking a topic...
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Message 1682994 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 4:35:32 UTC - in response to Message 1682986.  

I need to Brush up on how to pun a gain.
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Message 1682995 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 4:36:02 UTC

We don't need a clean sweep in here yet...


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Message 1682996 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 4:36:20 UTC

Is there a monetary prize? If so, I shall have to LAUNDER my ill gotten gains.
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Message 1682997 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 4:36:55 UTC

up to your elbows in suds?


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Message 1682998 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 4:37:04 UTC

Californians could use a shower.
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Message 1682999 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 4:38:17 UTC

Keep it clean boys. This thread has been SANITIZED for your protection.
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Message 1683000 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 4:38:49 UTC

Oh, we have been conditioned for that....


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Message 1683003 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 4:40:09 UTC

If I lose, I'm sure I will SOAP around the house being very dejected.
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Message 1683005 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 4:42:10 UTC

Just don't throw the Queen out with the bath water...


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Message 1683006 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 4:42:14 UTC

You'll have to scour around for a better one, than that one.
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Message 1683007 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 4:42:16 UTC

I hear Deep Purple is going to realease a new song to follow up ther old hit. This one will be called SOAP in the Water. It"ll sting your eyes.
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Message 1683010 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 4:43:34 UTC

A soap in the hand is worth two in the bath..


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Message 1683012 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 4:44:15 UTC

Friends, Romans, Countrymen... CLEANSE me your ears.
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Message 1683013 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 4:44:47 UTC - in response to Message 1683012.  
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Friends, Romans, Countrymen lend me your soap!


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Message 1683014 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 4:45:26 UTC

To steam clean or not to steam clean. That is the question?
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Message 1683015 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 4:46:17 UTC
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Alas poor Yurok, He thought he was Mr. Clean....


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Message 1683016 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 4:46:19 UTC

Gentlemen, your technique is SPOTLESS.
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Message 1683017 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 4:47:39 UTC

As a punster who hadnt pun id years I quess Im nor so SOAPless after all.
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Message 1683019 - Posted: 23 May 2015, 4:48:03 UTC

Out! Out, damned spot!
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