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Message 1675210 - Posted: 8 May 2015, 15:58:11 UTC

That line could be a length of yarn,
you would not want to see me spinning
my wheels over that!



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Message 1675233 - Posted: 8 May 2015, 17:18:02 UTC

When fishing for Lake Trout, I would plug for using a spoon.
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Message 1675292 - Posted: 8 May 2015, 19:11:29 UTC

I have never caught a lake, but
one of my brothers owns one!

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Message 1675304 - Posted: 8 May 2015, 19:31:21 UTC

Lake I started to say, a KB Spoon is good for catching Lake Trout -- or,
Walleye Pike, for that matter. Owning a lake isn't bad, either.
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Message 1677576 - Posted: 10 May 2015, 6:12:55 UTC

I think you're en pointe with that one.
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Message 1677703 - Posted: 10 May 2015, 14:50:00 UTC

As a child I found ballet Tutu boring
for my taste....


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Message 1677734 - Posted: 10 May 2015, 15:49:58 UTC

For my younger daughter, ballet was child's-plié.
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Message 1677768 - Posted: 10 May 2015, 16:41:41 UTC

I guess I am not old enough to
remember Vaudeville.... they
used to plié at the local theatre....



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Message 1677804 - Posted: 10 May 2015, 17:38:52 UTC

It's a long time since I heard mention of Vau. I wonder how her sister Cruella is doing?
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Message 1677808 - Posted: 10 May 2015, 17:47:43 UTC - in response to Message 1677804.  

It's a long time since I heard mention of Vau. I wonder how her sister Cruella is doing?

Cruella got toasted a few weeks ago in 'Once Upon a Time'.
"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster

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Message 1678552 - Posted: 12 May 2015, 3:12:17 UTC

I don't know if any of the lady stars, in vaudeville, went up on their
toes, but will surmise that their audience went head-over-heels for whatever
way they did dance.
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Message 1679732 - Posted: 15 May 2015, 0:19:51 UTC

Allamande gotta do is think up some dance puns. Just give me a minuet, the ideas will beguine coming in soon.
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Message 1679746 - Posted: 15 May 2015, 1:14:18 UTC

I wonder how many of us Setizens like to Gigue, rattle, and roll?
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Message 1679780 - Posted: 15 May 2015, 3:51:33 UTC

Like watching the locomotion?


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Message 1680068 - Posted: 15 May 2015, 18:24:44 UTC

Not some thing to get all
twisted up over my old friend....


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Message 1680352 - Posted: 16 May 2015, 3:13:11 UTC
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Let's Jota* line on vigorous dancing.

* A dance from northern Spain.
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Message 1680419 - Posted: 16 May 2015, 11:54:06 UTC

Are you just here to polk a little fun at dancing?

Is this twisting the screw?

Have you been Tango'd?
Happy Crunching,

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Message 1680525 - Posted: 16 May 2015, 19:06:00 UTC

Ladies and gentlemen, Excuse me!

the lancers are coming over for a highland fling with the Irish Jiget it?

I feel that I'm having to shimmy to get these to work.
Happy Crunching,

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Message 1680555 - Posted: 16 May 2015, 20:24:41 UTC

Keep going Graham, you will
reel them in, in 4/4 time!



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Message 1680598 - Posted: 16 May 2015, 22:01:31 UTC

For something sweet, a jam session can't be beat.
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