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Message 1660976 - Posted: 3 Apr 2015, 4:45:38 UTC

Drinking too much of a certain potent potable may require a leave of absinthe.

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Message 1661007 - Posted: 3 Apr 2015, 6:46:43 UTC - in response to Message 1660976.  
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Too little potage makes us absent..


(and maybe a little obscure.)

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Message 1661043 - Posted: 3 Apr 2015, 10:44:27 UTC

absinth makes the tart grow fonder
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Message 1661059 - Posted: 3 Apr 2015, 13:27:05 UTC

Beer to port, mates. We're a bit off course.
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Message 1661063 - Posted: 3 Apr 2015, 13:30:22 UTC

Too cold to drink? Have a mojito.

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Message 1661166 - Posted: 3 Apr 2015, 19:50:06 UTC

I'd rather think of it as a pun thread:)
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Message 1661181 - Posted: 3 Apr 2015, 20:59:03 UTC
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There are two threads
for lighter heads,
who'd rather talk
of beer, instead.

But, puns are in
this thread of ours,
to rack our brains
into late hours.

No "proof" is needed
to stay onboard.
Just joust with words,
and not with gourds.
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Message 1661201 - Posted: 3 Apr 2015, 21:49:53 UTC - in response to Message 1661181.  

There are two threads
for lighter heads,
who'd rather talk
of beer, instead.

But, puns are in
this thread of ours,
to rack our brains
into late hours.

No "proof" is needed
to stay onboard.
Just joust with words,
and not with gourds.


So beautiful, I'll borrow it, with a © sign of course.
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Message 1661221 - Posted: 3 Apr 2015, 22:19:58 UTC

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Message 1661618 - Posted: 5 Apr 2015, 0:02:16 UTC

hard to drink all of this down...what's the topic now?

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Message 1661623 - Posted: 5 Apr 2015, 0:26:12 UTC
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I don't know, Celt. Julie is our fearless leader, but we'll have to wait
until she awakes and, perhaps, finishes supervising an Easter-egg hunt.

Then, we could egg her onto something?
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Message 1661625 - Posted: 5 Apr 2015, 0:31:06 UTC

Not to demonstrate any lack of patience
but, I hope she gets crackin' soon...


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Message 1661630 - Posted: 5 Apr 2015, 0:49:20 UTC

Well, Easter is a eggciting time.

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Message 1661632 - Posted: 5 Apr 2015, 0:51:15 UTC

A good day to paint the town, and the eggs....
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Message 1661641 - Posted: 5 Apr 2015, 2:02:21 UTC

We could always get into an eggsistential discussion on what came first --
the rabbit, or the egg?
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Message 1661643 - Posted: 5 Apr 2015, 2:24:08 UTC

I get it, like paws or claws?

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Message 1661873 - Posted: 6 Apr 2015, 0:31:54 UTC

While on the topic of eggs, let's not forget Beethoven's Eggmont Overture.
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Message 1661879 - Posted: 6 Apr 2015, 1:06:48 UTC

Ahhhh, music to egg us on.....


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Message 1661881 - Posted: 6 Apr 2015, 1:35:44 UTC

Going back to the eggestential topic of rabbit vs egg,
there are those who don't have any opinions, and are called eggnostics.
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Message 1661887 - Posted: 6 Apr 2015, 2:25:49 UTC

Thinking about these things could
turn some brains into a soufflé ....


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