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Admiral Gloval Send message Joined: 31 Mar 13 Posts: 20238 Credit: 5,308,449 RAC: 0	Message 1660604 - Posted: 2 Apr 2015, 5:00:53 UTC Last modified: 2 Apr 2015, 5:14:12 UTC I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'. ID: 1660604 ·
Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2473 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0	Message 1660626 - Posted: 2 Apr 2015, 6:01:32 UTC I'll take a Canada Alaskan salmon, any day. ID: 1660626 ·
Admiral Gloval Send message Joined: 31 Mar 13 Posts: 20238 Credit: 5,308,449 RAC: 0	Message 1660640 - Posted: 2 Apr 2015, 7:07:26 UTC I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak. ID: 1660640 ·
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 1660648 - Posted: 2 Apr 2015, 7:24:35 UTC I want to be a vegetarian, But I dont no BEANS about it. [/quote] Old James ID: 1660648 ·
Julie Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34053 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18	Message 1660655 - Posted: 2 Apr 2015, 8:31:04 UTC Wonder if Scotty could BEAN me up.. rOZZ Music Pictures ID: 1660655 ·
Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2473 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0	Message 1660694 - Posted: 2 Apr 2015, 10:48:49 UTC When it comes to vegetable puns, you've got me beet. ID: 1660694 ·
Admiral Gloval Send message Joined: 31 Mar 13 Posts: 20238 Credit: 5,308,449 RAC: 0	Message 1660721 - Posted: 2 Apr 2015, 13:19:22 UTC He rose through the ranks of the International Corn Growers association, eventually becoming a kernel. ID: 1660721 ·
Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2473 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0	Message 1660745 - Posted: 2 Apr 2015, 14:30:07 UTC Last modified: 2 Apr 2015, 14:32:32 UTC I'll bet that warranted a tassel on his cap. ID: 1660745 ·
Julie Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34053 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18	Message 1660766 - Posted: 2 Apr 2015, 15:08:09 UTC I'm spilling the beans for peas, lettuce remember the Green Giant. rOZZ Music Pictures ID: 1660766 ·
Graham Middleton Send message Joined: 1 Sep 00 Posts: 1519 Credit: 86,815,638 RAC: 0	Message 1660769 - Posted: 2 Apr 2015, 15:16:17 UTC Julie, That's a bit CORNy Happy Crunching, Graham ID: 1660769 ·
Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2473 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0	Message 1660774 - Posted: 2 Apr 2015, 15:29:38 UTC Bear in mind -- peas on Earth. ID: 1660774 ·
Julie Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34053 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18	Message 1660778 - Posted: 2 Apr 2015, 15:36:17 UTC For all vegetable kind! rOZZ Music Pictures ID: 1660778 ·
Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2473 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0	Message 1660922 - Posted: 2 Apr 2015, 23:44:40 UTC And, I kind of like vegetables, too. Must peel out of here, however. ID: 1660922 ·
cRunchy Volunteer moderator Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3	Message 1660926 - Posted: 2 Apr 2015, 23:59:24 UTC - in response to Message 1660922.   Last modified: 3 Apr 2015, 0:00:21 UTC ... but the peal of bells, double meaning spells, your vegetable puns seem sexy... eek . ID: 1660926 ·
Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2473 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0	Message 1660934 - Posted: 3 Apr 2015, 0:59:27 UTC I have found that most sexy vegetables are bellow the surface of the ground. ID: 1660934 ·
cRunchy Volunteer moderator Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3	Message 1660944 - Posted: 3 Apr 2015, 2:06:38 UTC - in response to Message 1660934.   .. yet above the surface re-leaf is found.. . ID: 1660944 ·
Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2473 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0	Message 1660946 - Posted: 3 Apr 2015, 2:13:01 UTC But, let's not bark up the wrong tree. ID: 1660946 ·
cRunchy Volunteer moderator Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3	Message 1660952 - Posted: 3 Apr 2015, 2:54:25 UTC - in response to Message 1660946.   Last modified: 3 Apr 2015, 2:57:36 UTC We embark upon a different root. It sets us free, . ID: 1660952 ·
Admiral Gloval Send message Joined: 31 Mar 13 Posts: 20238 Credit: 5,308,449 RAC: 0	Message 1660967 - Posted: 3 Apr 2015, 4:18:29 UTC The little green men told me it was the Dog Star. I told them they can't be Sirius. ID: 1660967 ·
Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2473 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0	Message 1660972 - Posted: 3 Apr 2015, 4:27:44 UTC I think you must have drunk a little too much Betelgeuse, A.G. ID: 1660972 ·

 
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