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 Julie  Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34053 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18 
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Finally time for some more, how shall I say it... punning:))) Reprise of the rules: No.1- Any puns good or bad are allowed. No.2- As for idle chat, Id ask that it be kept to a minimum. Questions and or suggestions will always be welcomed, But Lets keep the off topic posts to near zero. No.3- Thread Drift, There is no such thing as pun thread drifting. It can be any topic that the punster takes it. Yes it usually takes a certain course before it dies out, But we are to have fun, Not enforce overly ambitches rules. Have fun:) And do keep complementing guys:) rOZZ Music Pictures ID: 1576144 ·  |
Jim Martin   Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2473 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0 
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That's what I meant -- to complement. ID: 1576187 · |
celttooth  Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0 
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Is that like cake topping?    
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Julie Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34053 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18
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celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0
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Gump
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Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2473 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0
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I crack puns, for rest and relaxation. ID: 1576257 · |
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celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0
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What is called an arboreal soldier?
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Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2473 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0
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A forest grunt, I suppose. ID: 1576281 · |
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celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0
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A forest ground pounder......
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Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2473 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0
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Ground pounder? Sounds like a Whopper with cheeze. ID: 1576322 · |
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celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0
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A soldier wearing hobnail boots?
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Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2473 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0
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A mounted Mounty? ID: 1576335 · |
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celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0
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Now we are talking about a saddle pounder......
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Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2473 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0
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In winter, perhaps he'd use a one-horse opun sleigh. ID: 1576356 · |
James Sotherden  Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54
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I had heard that those who hunt animals for fur,That when they joined the airborne commandos were then called Parratrappers?  [/quote]Old James ID: 1576405 · |
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Julie Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34053 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18
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celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0
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One time in the service I was so fit my gun would sweat before I did on my morning run....
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Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2473 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0
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Then, there was the poor lady who got into an argument with her fiancé, who was a soldier -- he turned into a cross beau. ID: 1576739 · |
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James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54
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Then, there was the poor lady who got into an argument with her fiancé, I bet she claimed he was a Mon Sewer. [/quote]Old James ID: 1576879 · |
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Julie Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34053 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18
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