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Message 1582132 - Posted: 5 Oct 2014, 5:56:34 UTC - in response to Message 1582131.  


Let's try this without the "s" taken out. ;-)

[edit] yes, that's better. :-)

Cheers.

Thanks Wiggo, I didn't see your post as I had to run out the back for a few minutes. Any how got it sorted.
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Message 1582137 - Posted: 5 Oct 2014, 6:19:58 UTC

No worries Monday, but those https links can be a problem for others. ;-)

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Message 1582140 - Posted: 5 Oct 2014, 6:28:00 UTC - in response to Message 1582137.  

No worries Monday, but those https links can be a problem for others. ;-)

Cheers.

Trouble is now I remember you have mentioned the solution to this picture posting (linking) problem before but when it's happening that memory just disapeers. That's what happens when I drink too much and suffer from CRS.
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Message 1582424 - Posted: 6 Oct 2014, 6:43:37 UTC - in response to Message 1582140.  

No worries Monday, but those https links can be a problem for others. ;-)

Cheers.

Trouble is now I remember you have mentioned the solution to this picture posting (linking) problem before but when it's happening that memory just disapeers. That's what happens when I drink too much and suffer from CRS.


Hey, I have CRS too!!!
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Message 1582442 - Posted: 6 Oct 2014, 7:31:33 UTC

CRS.

By Rallie McAllister, M.D

Sooner or later, it happens to everyone. Sometime in our mid- to late 40s, we succumb to CRS (Can't Remember Stuff) syndrome.

The condition is unavoidable, permanent and irreversible.

I've already been stricken. My husband, who suffers from a far more debilitating case of CRS syndrome, recently asked me a simple question.

"What was the name of that movie you made me watch with you when you were pregnant? You know, the love story on the big boat?"

Somewhere deep in my brain, a lonely neuron flickered and died. I gave him a blank stare and scratched my head.

Just milliseconds before he asked, I knew the title of the film as well as I know my own name. I could recite the complete cast of characters and the exact dollar amount the movie grossed at the box office.

But by some bizarre occurrence, the information had become hopelessly mired in a gooey crevice of my cerebrum, refusing to budge. Not one to give up, I mercilessly racked my brain.

Two days and a tension headache later, I shouted, "Titanic!" My husband was decidedly unimpressed.

You'll know that you have officially developed CRS syndrome when you start scribbling ridiculous notes to yourself that state the blatantly obvious. But if you don't put these things in writing, there's no way you can remember them.

If you've got CRS syndrome, it's absolutely imperative to record vital information before it mysteriously evaporates from your brain. You may want to keep a notebook filled with important facts, such as your children's names and your home address, just in case you draw a blank at an inopportune time.

This peripheral memory bank is less temperamental and more reliable than the one that's built into your brain. You might want to make several copies of your notebook, since you'll undoubtedly forget where you left the original when you need it most.

If you've got CRS syndrome, you'll spend much of your free time searching for missing items, especially eyeglasses. It's Mother Nature's cruel joke that just when we develop an absolute dependence on reading glasses, we're totally incapable of keeping up with them.

You may be tempted to overcome this problem by stringing your glasses around your neck with a decorative chain.

You should resist this urge at all costs, since it's a sure sign that you're not only losing your vision, you're losing your mind, as well.
Although there is no doubt that CRS syndrome exists, I'm not entirely convinced that it's caused by the age-related deterioration of our gray matter. It's more likely due to the fact that our brains are simply overloaded.

Having a bazillion bytes of information hurled at you on a daily basis by televisions, radios, computers, billboards and other people can be too much for the average human brain. The sheer enormity of it all can simply overwhelm our poor neurons every now and then.

There's a reason our brains worked so well when we were kids. All we had to remember were the names of a few siblings and dogs, and maybe a secret handshake or two.

Now we're expected to remember the names of dozens of co-workers, friends and family members, as well as their former husbands, ex-wives, current spouses, significant others, stepchildren and grandkids.

Back in the old days, people didn't waste their time memorizing bits of seemingly useless information or randomly chosen numbers, but now, there seems to be no way to avoid it. Modern civilization requires you to be ready and able to cough up dozens of personal identification numbers and passwords.

It's no wonder that most of us develop CRS syndrome by the time we're mature adults. However frustrating it may be, it's usually not a sign of impending senility.

Forgetting where you left your car keys isn't necessarily a cause for alarm. Forgetting what your car looks like or what it does, on the other hand, is a bit more concerning.

The good news is that although some memory functions tend to deteriorate slightly with age, many aspects of intelligence, including verbal ability, actually improve as we grow older. With a little practice, we can use this to our advantage.

While we may not be able to remember stuff as well as we once did, we can, uh, effectively compensate for our transient forgetfulness with eloquent, extemporaneous and totally irrelevant verbiage, and no one will notice that we have developed CRS syndrome.

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Message 1582443 - Posted: 6 Oct 2014, 7:49:45 UTC

Sometimes I think I have RTM, the opposite of CRS, with a shade of SMI thrown in...
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Message 1582465 - Posted: 6 Oct 2014, 9:51:58 UTC

OMG!... ;))
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Message 1582558 - Posted: 6 Oct 2014, 15:12:05 UTC - in response to Message 1582473.  

...Now where was I???

Right next to my car keys, wherever they are...
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Message 1582591 - Posted: 6 Oct 2014, 16:05:34 UTC

At least Angela knows where her car keys are now:)))
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Message 1582634 - Posted: 6 Oct 2014, 18:03:06 UTC

Does anybody remember where the car is parked?

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Message 1582639 - Posted: 6 Oct 2014, 18:09:38 UTC

Car? I'm still looking for my glasses......


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Message 1582656 - Posted: 6 Oct 2014, 18:28:48 UTC - in response to Message 1582639.  

Car? I'm still looking for my glasses......


They are next to the missing remote.
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Message 1582672 - Posted: 6 Oct 2014, 18:41:05 UTC

The missing remote what?


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Message 1582755 - Posted: 6 Oct 2014, 22:27:54 UTC

The missing TV remote next to your office key card.


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Message 1582779 - Posted: 6 Oct 2014, 23:35:42 UTC - in response to Message 1582755.  

The missing TV remote next to your office key card.

No, that's where I left my grocery shopping list, I think...
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Message 1582781 - Posted: 6 Oct 2014, 23:39:20 UTC - in response to Message 1582779.  

that's where I left my grocery shopping list, I think...


Gee, that's what I just found, I'll send it to you.....



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Message 1582783 - Posted: 6 Oct 2014, 23:49:33 UTC - in response to Message 1582781.  

that's where I left my grocery shopping list, I think...


Gee, that's what I just found, I'll send it to you.....




Thanks. I'm sure I will remember more stuff if I just take in a little more caffeine. Now where did I leave that coffee mug?
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Message 1582790 - Posted: 7 Oct 2014, 0:20:15 UTC

Hey good news, I found my glasses in the bathroom
(Don't ask..) then when I sat down to watch TV the
the channel changed.......



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Message 1582811 - Posted: 7 Oct 2014, 0:58:09 UTC - in response to Message 1582779.  

The missing TV remote next to your office key card.

No, that's where I left my grocery shopping list, I think...

You put your car keys on the shopping list. It is your wallet that is next to the office key card.


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Message 1582930 - Posted: 7 Oct 2014, 6:10:07 UTC - in response to Message 1582783.  

that's where I left my grocery shopping list, I think...


Gee, that's what I just found, I'll send it to you.....




Thanks. I'm sure I will remember more stuff if I just take in a little more caffeine. Now where did I leave that coffee mug?



Here it is Angela!


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