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Message 1577879 - Posted: 26 Sep 2014, 0:31:05 UTC

only nine captions after 25 hours, so another day is called for...
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Message 1577893 - Posted: 26 Sep 2014, 1:05:49 UTC
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I did not dream this up but it is just another person doing "Hemoroid Parking".

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Message 1577897 - Posted: 26 Sep 2014, 1:15:17 UTC

Heard from truck:
"What do you mean when does the honeymoon start? This is it!"
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Message 1577947 - Posted: 26 Sep 2014, 4:05:34 UTC

Be kind to the driving impaired... these are my people you are dis'sing!!!
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Message 1578619 - Posted: 27 Sep 2014, 4:20:10 UTC

A mental handicap is so terrible.


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Message 1578653 - Posted: 27 Sep 2014, 6:19:32 UTC

That will be a $50.00 parking ticket thank you.

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Message 1578817 - Posted: 27 Sep 2014, 16:34:04 UTC
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Judgement:

Dishonorable mention to Dena's:
"Parking attempted by the depth perception impaired."
It's not the driver's depth perception that's impaired, Dena: it is their perception of what constitutes "Compact"!

Honorable Mention to Graham's
"Could he not want the pick-up, and so has parked it in the bays for it to be disposed of?"
Umm, Graham, that's NOT a pickup, it's an SUV!...

Third place for Monday's off-the-wall:
"Stand back... I can feel a big fart coming on!"

Second place for John McLeod's:
"A mental handicap is so terrible."

And First Place and next picture goes to: (Rip...)
Carlos for:
"Can't read or drive!"

No one came close to my captions:
"If you don't know how to park it, why did you buy it?"
or: "You define 'Compact' as anything smaller than a panel truck?"
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Message 1578905 - Posted: 27 Sep 2014, 23:40:56 UTC - in response to Message 1578817.  

Dishonorable mention to Dena's:
"Parking attempted by the depth perception impaired."
It's not the driver's depth perception that's impaired, Dena: it is their perception of what constitutes "Compact"!"

I just happen to BE depth perception impaired (long story) and you haven't seen me park yet!!!
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Message 1578953 - Posted: 28 Sep 2014, 6:15:53 UTC - in response to Message 1578905.  

Congrats Carlos :)
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Message 1578977 - Posted: 28 Sep 2014, 8:00:29 UTC - in response to Message 1578905.  

Dishonorable mention to Dena's:
"Parking attempted by the depth perception impaired."
It's not the driver's depth perception that's impaired, Dena: it is their perception of what constitutes "Compact"!"

I just happen to BE depth perception impaired (long story) and you haven't seen me park yet!!!


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Congratz Carlos:)
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Message 1579023 - Posted: 28 Sep 2014, 11:38:07 UTC - in response to Message 1577392.  

I've just got back from a week in Naples, and I can assure you that this guy was an amateur when it comes to crazy parking!
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Message 1579120 - Posted: 28 Sep 2014, 16:55:09 UTC

Oh, I've seen worse - that just happened to be the first really bad parking slob I ran across in my photos...
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Message 1579199 - Posted: 28 Sep 2014, 23:09:23 UTC

Congratulations Carlos! :)
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Message 1579502 - Posted: 29 Sep 2014, 18:40:00 UTC
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Carlos appears to have defaulted, so, to keep the contest moving, John McLeod, COME ON DOWN!

PM sent (as it was to Carlos...)
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Message 1579874 - Posted: 30 Sep 2014, 12:44:45 UTC

OK, late this evening EDT.


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Message 1580308 - Posted: 1 Oct 2014, 0:27:27 UTC

Sorry I guess I missed out. I have been out of town and did not check in until now. Go ahead John. My time is rather disordered right now. Moving friends, family then me.
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Message 1580323 - Posted: 1 Oct 2014, 1:48:17 UTC

OK, caption this:




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Message 1580325 - Posted: 1 Oct 2014, 2:30:24 UTC

I don't want the win but
We are going to need a bigger truck!!!
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Message 1580332 - Posted: 1 Oct 2014, 3:48:59 UTC



"TIMBE---uh oh..."


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Message 1580343 - Posted: 1 Oct 2014, 4:38:43 UTC

I don't want the win either.
Pluto will always be a planet to me.

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