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Message 1551912 - Posted: 3 Aug 2014, 17:29:49 UTC

When placed in a box, most cats jump out of the box. Not this one, it shreds the box instead.


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Message 1551933 - Posted: 3 Aug 2014, 19:10:38 UTC

Don't want the win BUT
"Maybe this wasn't such a good idea after all."
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Message 1552003 - Posted: 3 Aug 2014, 23:37:02 UTC - in response to Message 1551933.  

Honey, did you happen to buy a Cat on Amazon?
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Message 1552050 - Posted: 4 Aug 2014, 2:12:40 UTC

OK, who let the cat play with the Amazon box? I have to send something back!
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Message 1552116 - Posted: 4 Aug 2014, 6:41:47 UTC - in response to Message 1552050.  

Cat! I'm the prime example not to use the Experimental Drone from Amazon!
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Message 1552134 - Posted: 4 Aug 2014, 8:05:46 UTC

Amazon.
Big smile, big teeth.
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Message 1552270 - Posted: 4 Aug 2014, 17:26:49 UTC

Well...
24 hours but only 7 captions.
So I guess I'll give it until this time tomorrow.

Meow.
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Message 1552272 - Posted: 4 Aug 2014, 17:35:46 UTC

That's one odd-looking Siamese cat trying to eat its way out of that box...
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Message 1552369 - Posted: 4 Aug 2014, 22:15:23 UTC - in response to Message 1551898.  

Scoop! Amazon to sell cat venom!
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Message 1552381 - Posted: 4 Aug 2014, 23:01:38 UTC - in response to Message 1552369.  

Oh, Good you're sending him back. I'll get the tape.
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Message 1552419 - Posted: 5 Aug 2014, 0:44:05 UTC

Self Propelled Box Shredder.


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Message 1552444 - Posted: 5 Aug 2014, 2:04:06 UTC



"Fiber? Who needs Metamucil....yum!"


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Message 1552469 - Posted: 5 Aug 2014, 3:50:49 UTC

Ninja cat will NOT be held in any container.


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Message 1552510 - Posted: 5 Aug 2014, 5:39:20 UTC

Huh - they think they can get rid of me that easily - I'll be out of here before they get back to pick me up....
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Message 1552618 - Posted: 5 Aug 2014, 15:02:41 UTC

Surprise for the UPS handlers that throw boxes...
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Message 1552627 - Posted: 5 Aug 2014, 15:31:17 UTC
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Well, we have enough entries now...trying to get this in before the outage.

My own caption would have been along the lines of............

'Amazon is proud to announce the KittehKontainer. The world's first self opening shipping box. Just tap the code from your email confirmation on the top of the box and our KittehKourier will open the box for you. When Kitteh is done, just feed them one can of Friskies and place them in an open area for free retrieval via our KittehDrone pickup service. Another first from Amazon.'

As to the entries....

1st runner up goes to...
Lynn for...

Cat! I'm the prime example not to use the Experimental Drone from Amazon!

3rd place taken by...
KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade! with...

Surprise for the UPS handlers that throw boxes...

2nd place awarded to...
Steven Meyer for his slogan...

Amazon.
Big smile, big teeth.

And the winner that tickled me fancy the most was...
John McLeod VII with...

Ninja cat will NOT be held in any container.

Thanks for all the amusing entries, PM going out to John (who had a couple of other good ones as well.)
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Message 1552700 - Posted: 5 Aug 2014, 21:34:17 UTC

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Message 1552740 - Posted: 5 Aug 2014, 23:11:26 UTC

Oh poop. I just thought of two more captions for Mark's picture.

"Package for Dr. Schroedinger!"
"Dr. Schroedinger, your experiment has failed."

But anyway...

"This bridge was in worse condition than we thought."
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Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri.

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Message 1552748 - Posted: 5 Aug 2014, 23:46:14 UTC - in response to Message 1552740.  
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So, can this day get any better guys!
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Message 1552762 - Posted: 6 Aug 2014, 1:20:29 UTC



"I told you to bear left, not frog right!!"


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