Baffling, it is

Message boards : Cafe SETI : Baffling, it is
Message board moderation

To post messages, you must log in.

AuthorMessage
Profile celttooth
Avatar

Send message
Joined: 21 Nov 99
Posts: 26503
Credit: 28,583,098
RAC: 0
Canada
Message 1523041 - Posted: 31 May 2014, 17:08:19 UTC

You say in all sincerity: "Yes of course I
did, I just didn't want to say anything."

Then you improvise after that.......
ID: 1523041 · Report as offensive
Profile James Sotherden
Avatar

Send message
Joined: 16 May 99
Posts: 10436
Credit: 110,373,059
RAC: 54
United States
Message 1523049 - Posted: 31 May 2014, 17:36:36 UTC

When My wife asks that I just say no I didnt. Then she ttells me what is differant. Then I get to listen to the same old speach about you never notice the things I do around the house. Been like that for 20 years:)
[/quote]

Old James
ID: 1523049 · Report as offensive
Profile celttooth
Avatar

Send message
Joined: 21 Nov 99
Posts: 26503
Credit: 28,583,098
RAC: 0
Canada
Message 1523077 - Posted: 31 May 2014, 19:45:32 UTC
Last modified: 31 May 2014, 19:49:46 UTC

Then you improvise after that.......

Edit:
LSM agrees. She says: "If your going down,
you may as well enjoy the ride....."
ID: 1523077 · Report as offensive
John McLeod VII
Volunteer developer
Volunteer tester
Avatar

Send message
Joined: 15 Jul 99
Posts: 24806
Credit: 790,712
RAC: 0
United States
Message 1523094 - Posted: 31 May 2014, 20:45:43 UTC

Start with "I am blinded by your beauty"...


BOINC WIKI
ID: 1523094 · Report as offensive
Profile Dimly Lit Lightbulb 😀
Volunteer tester
Avatar

Send message
Joined: 30 Aug 08
Posts: 15399
Credit: 7,423,413
RAC: 1
United Kingdom
Message 1523118 - Posted: 31 May 2014, 22:40:44 UTC

I'm sure if us lads can put our heads together we'll be able to come up with an answer to this question once and for all. My suggestion is to keep a fiver in your pocket, so if you give the wrong answer you can nip to tescos garage and get some flowers and chocolates. Success rate of fiver method: 15%.

Member of the People Encouraging Niceness In Society club.

ID: 1523118 · Report as offensive
Profile Wiggo
Avatar

Send message
Joined: 24 Jan 00
Posts: 34744
Credit: 261,360,520
RAC: 489
Australia
Message 1523135 - Posted: 31 May 2014, 23:07:24 UTC

When I came home from work, "I see that you had another haircut/hair colour dear and that mess in the corner that the kids made is still there", and then grab a beer, "I better go and run the mower over the lawn again". ;-)

Cheers.
ID: 1523135 · Report as offensive
Profile Angela Special Project $75 donor
Volunteer moderator
Volunteer tester
Avatar

Send message
Joined: 16 Oct 07
Posts: 13130
Credit: 39,854,104
RAC: 31
United States
Message 1523141 - Posted: 31 May 2014, 23:15:35 UTC - in response to Message 1523094.  

Start with "I am blinded by your beauty"...


LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I shall have to direct Eric's attention to this one. Speaking as someone with two X chromosomes, this is the best answer yet!
ID: 1523141 · Report as offensive
Profile Dimly Lit Lightbulb 😀
Volunteer tester
Avatar

Send message
Joined: 30 Aug 08
Posts: 15399
Credit: 7,423,413
RAC: 1
United Kingdom
Message 1523152 - Posted: 31 May 2014, 23:36:23 UTC - in response to Message 1523147.  

Success rate of fiver method: 15%.

About right! Keep your head down, use mobile with credit card via interflora on way to work next morning.

Success rate 30%

I pass three florists every day on my way to work. Methinks I better put them in my "your in trouble" folder on my phone :)

Member of the People Encouraging Niceness In Society club.

ID: 1523152 · Report as offensive
Profile James Sotherden
Avatar

Send message
Joined: 16 May 99
Posts: 10436
Credit: 110,373,059
RAC: 54
United States
Message 1523162 - Posted: 31 May 2014, 23:56:23 UTC

But the killer question is does my butt look fat in this, 1. dress, 2. jeans, Or 3. swimsuite.

Being married twice before and having fallen into that trap time after time, I told my 3rd wife when we were just dating, Dont ask me any question you dont want to hear the truth about.
But the sword cuts both ways. Shes told me more than once she hated what I was going to wear. Seeing how I have no fashion sense I listen to her.
[/quote]

Old James
ID: 1523162 · Report as offensive
Profile celttooth
Avatar

Send message
Joined: 21 Nov 99
Posts: 26503
Credit: 28,583,098
RAC: 0
Canada
Message 1523168 - Posted: 1 Jun 2014, 0:07:53 UTC

I feel soooo lucky, of course my LSM
always looks good in every thing she
wears, any other thing she suggests
and any thing she can think up at any
time night or day......


See, improvise...
ID: 1523168 · Report as offensive
Profile Angela Special Project $75 donor
Volunteer moderator
Volunteer tester
Avatar

Send message
Joined: 16 Oct 07
Posts: 13130
Credit: 39,854,104
RAC: 31
United States
Message 1523172 - Posted: 1 Jun 2014, 0:10:20 UTC

But the killer question is does my butt look fat in this, 1. dress, 2. jeans, Or 3. swimsuite.

OMG Jim, that is the funny typo of the century!!! If I ever need a swim"suite" instead of a swim"suit", Eric had better sign me up for bariatric surgery!!!
ID: 1523172 · Report as offensive
Profile James Sotherden
Avatar

Send message
Joined: 16 May 99
Posts: 10436
Credit: 110,373,059
RAC: 54
United States
Message 1523181 - Posted: 1 Jun 2014, 0:27:07 UTC - in response to Message 1523172.  
Last modified: 1 Jun 2014, 0:27:35 UTC

But the killer question is does my butt look fat in this, 1. dress, 2. jeans, Or 3. swimsuite.

OMG Jim, that is the funny typo of the century!!! If I ever need a swim"suite" instead of a swim"suit", Eric had better sign me up for bariatric surgery!!!

Ok I concede on the typo. BUT didnt 007 arrive on a boat in his tux after swimming?:)
[/quote]

Old James
ID: 1523181 · Report as offensive
John McLeod VII
Volunteer developer
Volunteer tester
Avatar

Send message
Joined: 15 Jul 99
Posts: 24806
Credit: 790,712
RAC: 0
United States
Message 1523188 - Posted: 1 Jun 2014, 1:25:08 UTC - in response to Message 1523181.  

But the killer question is does my butt look fat in this, 1. dress, 2. jeans, Or 3. swimsuite.

OMG Jim, that is the funny typo of the century!!! If I ever need a swim"suite" instead of a swim"suit", Eric had better sign me up for bariatric surgery!!!

Ok I concede on the typo. BUT didnt 007 arrive on a boat in his tux after swimming?:)

Giving a somewhat new meaning of swimsuit.


BOINC WIKI
ID: 1523188 · Report as offensive

Message boards : Cafe SETI : Baffling, it is


 
©2024 University of California
 
SETI@home and Astropulse are funded by grants from the National Science Foundation, NASA, and donations from SETI@home volunteers. AstroPulse is funded in part by the NSF through grant AST-0307956.