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celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0 |
You say in all sincerity: "Yes of course I did, I just didn't want to say anything." Then you improvise after that....... |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
When My wife asks that I just say no I didnt. Then she ttells me what is differant. Then I get to listen to the same old speach about you never notice the things I do around the house. Been like that for 20 years:) [/quote] Old James |
celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0 |
Then you improvise after that....... Edit: LSM agrees. She says: "If your going down, you may as well enjoy the ride....." |
John McLeod VII Send message Joined: 15 Jul 99 Posts: 24806 Credit: 790,712 RAC: 0 |
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Dimly Lit Lightbulb 😀 Send message Joined: 30 Aug 08 Posts: 15399 Credit: 7,423,413 RAC: 1 |
I'm sure if us lads can put our heads together we'll be able to come up with an answer to this question once and for all. My suggestion is to keep a fiver in your pocket, so if you give the wrong answer you can nip to tescos garage and get some flowers and chocolates. Success rate of fiver method: 15%. Member of the People Encouraging Niceness In Society club. |
Wiggo Send message Joined: 24 Jan 00 Posts: 34744 Credit: 261,360,520 RAC: 489 |
When I came home from work, "I see that you had another haircut/hair colour dear and that mess in the corner that the kids made is still there", and then grab a beer, "I better go and run the mower over the lawn again". ;-) Cheers. |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Start with "I am blinded by your beauty"... LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I shall have to direct Eric's attention to this one. Speaking as someone with two X chromosomes, this is the best answer yet! |
Dimly Lit Lightbulb 😀 Send message Joined: 30 Aug 08 Posts: 15399 Credit: 7,423,413 RAC: 1 |
Success rate of fiver method: 15%. I pass three florists every day on my way to work. Methinks I better put them in my "your in trouble" folder on my phone :) Member of the People Encouraging Niceness In Society club. |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
But the killer question is does my butt look fat in this, 1. dress, 2. jeans, Or 3. swimsuite. Being married twice before and having fallen into that trap time after time, I told my 3rd wife when we were just dating, Dont ask me any question you dont want to hear the truth about. But the sword cuts both ways. Shes told me more than once she hated what I was going to wear. Seeing how I have no fashion sense I listen to her. [/quote] Old James |
celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0 |
I feel soooo lucky, of course my LSM always looks good in every thing she wears, any other thing she suggests and any thing she can think up at any time night or day...... See, improvise... |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
But the killer question is does my butt look fat in this, 1. dress, 2. jeans, Or 3. swimsuite. OMG Jim, that is the funny typo of the century!!! If I ever need a swim"suite" instead of a swim"suit", Eric had better sign me up for bariatric surgery!!! |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
But the killer question is does my butt look fat in this, 1. dress, 2. jeans, Or 3. swimsuite. Ok I concede on the typo. BUT didnt 007 arrive on a boat in his tux after swimming?:) [/quote] Old James |
John McLeod VII Send message Joined: 15 Jul 99 Posts: 24806 Credit: 790,712 RAC: 0 |
But the killer question is does my butt look fat in this, 1. dress, 2. jeans, Or 3. swimsuite. Giving a somewhat new meaning of swimsuit. BOINC WIKI |
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