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Julie Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34053 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18	Message 1566573 - Posted: 3 Sep 2014, 18:42:47 UTC Last modified: 3 Sep 2014, 18:45:05 UTC No bike can tell if its wheels will roll for the whole ride... rOZZ Music Pictures ID: 1566573 ·
Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2473 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0	Message 1566610 - Posted: 3 Sep 2014, 20:31:52 UTC From a bike's view, I suppose it would be far worse to have one's tires deflated, than one's ego (assuming an inanimate object could possess an ego (robotics, here we come). ID: 1566610 ·
Julie Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34053 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18	Message 1566617 - Posted: 3 Sep 2014, 20:42:22 UTC Deflation, one might ask. What does it mean in today's Society. One word we all think of in an instant, before the wheels stop rolling and are tired of the capitalistic vicious circles. rOZZ Music Pictures ID: 1566617 ·
Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2473 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0	Message 1566701 - Posted: 3 Sep 2014, 22:58:33 UTC Ah . . . poly-ticks. Or, should I say, poly-tacks. They could lead to deflation. Or, perhaps, poly-taxes could. Oh-oh -- this stuff should be biked over to the "Politics" thread. ID: 1566701 ·
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 1566893 - Posted: 4 Sep 2014, 7:41:06 UTC If Jerome Lawrence And Robert Ediwn Had been an geneticist and a fertility clinic owner, Would they have wrote Invitro the Twins? [/quote] Old James ID: 1566893 ·
Julie Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34053 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18	Message 1566931 - Posted: 4 Sep 2014, 10:30:37 UTC They made a movie of it, with Schwarzenegger and De Vito in de leading rolls:)) rOZZ Music Pictures ID: 1566931 ·
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 1567452 - Posted: 5 Sep 2014, 8:08:16 UTC If Jerome Lawrence And Robert Ediwn Had been a drunkard and a sail maker, Would they have wrote Three sheets to the Wind? [/quote] Old James ID: 1567452 ·
Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2473 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0	Message 1567566 - Posted: 5 Sep 2014, 13:45:17 UTC Sometimes, James' Puns O Fun, hangs on by a thread. ID: 1567566 ·
Julie Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34053 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18	Message 1567640 - Posted: 5 Sep 2014, 17:10:49 UTC - in response to Message 1567566.   Sometimes, James' Puns O Fun, hangs on by a thread. Let's hope that thread doesn't carry the sword of Damocles... rOZZ Music Pictures ID: 1567640 ·
Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2473 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0	Message 1567719 - Posted: 5 Sep 2014, 20:27:22 UTC Hair, hair, now. Let's press forward into pun-land. ID: 1567719 ·
Julie Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34053 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18	Message 1567742 - Posted: 5 Sep 2014, 21:03:29 UTC - in response to Message 1567719.   Hair, hair, now. Let's press forward into pun-land. Hear hear:) rOZZ Music Pictures ID: 1567742 ·
Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2473 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0	Message 1567860 - Posted: 5 Sep 2014, 23:54:12 UTC Last modified: 5 Sep 2014, 23:54:47 UTC Punlandia Punlandia, Punlandia, How I love thee. The land of fun, where words are free. Punlandia, Punlandia, rewards, for all. As mirth would reign, at festive ball. Punlandia, Punlandia, How I love thee. Your words of cheer, that cross the sea. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ID: 1567860 ·
Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2473 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0	Message 1568523 - Posted: 7 Sep 2014, 3:03:57 UTC Then, there's the well-known saying: What goes 'round, puns 'round. ID: 1568523 ·
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 1568531 - Posted: 7 Sep 2014, 4:02:06 UTC Ok if Jerome Lawrence And Robert Ediwn had lived in modern times, And one was storm chaser and the other a Vasectomy doctor. Would they have wrote Gone with the wind? Or the song, Dust In the Wind? [/quote] Old James ID: 1568531 ·
Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2473 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0	Message 1568938 - Posted: 8 Sep 2014, 0:24:21 UTC If doctors of psychiatry and proctology went into business, in the same building, together, would their sign, outside, refer to them as doctors of odds and ends? ID: 1568938 ·
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 1569047 - Posted: 8 Sep 2014, 7:09:18 UTC - in response to Message 1568938.   If doctors of psychiatry and proctology went into business, in the same building, together, would their sign, outside, refer to them as doctors of odds and ends? Very good. But you could have said an Ear Nose and Throat Dr. And a Proctology Dr. As The Ins and Outs. [/quote] Old James ID: 1569047 ·
Julie Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34053 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18	Message 1569095 - Posted: 8 Sep 2014, 10:44:08 UTC Too many Doctors on our planet anyways... rOZZ Music Pictures ID: 1569095 ·
Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2473 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0	Message 1569428 - Posted: 9 Sep 2014, 1:58:31 UTC If we doctor this theme, enough, we might gain some momentum. . . ID: 1569428 ·
Wiggo Send message Joined: 24 Jan 00 Posts: 34744 Credit: 261,360,520 RAC: 489	Message 1569437 - Posted: 9 Sep 2014, 2:41:25 UTC We could always nurse it along. ;-) Cheers. ID: 1569437 ·
Julie Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34053 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18	Message 1569541 - Posted: 9 Sep 2014, 9:10:37 UTC 'Carpe Momentum' I always say:) rOZZ Music Pictures ID: 1569541 ·

 
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