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Message 1560222 - Posted: 21 Aug 2014, 19:24:05 UTC

ALASKA, where we're lost in the wild...
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Message 1560342 - Posted: 21 Aug 2014, 23:19:24 UTC

Fairbanks, the second-drinkingest city in the nation -- after Wash., D.C.;
you could bank on it.
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Message 1560591 - Posted: 22 Aug 2014, 14:43:18 UTC

Marx my word, brothers (and, sisters), W.C.Fields sets the tankard -- err,
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Message 1560602 - Posted: 22 Aug 2014, 15:00:17 UTC

Thoreau comprehension is needed with this matter...
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Message 1560898 - Posted: 22 Aug 2014, 23:02:27 UTC

A successful example of giving a daughter two first names: Naming her, for
instance, Polyester.

This is a stretch, certainly; most wouldn't want more than two first names;
(a) middle name(s), would do. However, on our pun thread, one needs to be
a polymath.
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Message 1561020 - Posted: 23 Aug 2014, 9:32:08 UTC
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Message 1561543 - Posted: 24 Aug 2014, 15:06:25 UTC

We're off on a wrecked-angle.
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Message 1561845 - Posted: 25 Aug 2014, 1:51:31 UTC - in response to Message 1561543.  

We're off on a wrecked-angle.

Speaking of that if the brothers Wilbur and Orvill had lived back in ancient Greece would they have discoverd the Wright Angle?
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Message 1561895 - Posted: 25 Aug 2014, 4:53:50 UTC
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Probably, though it's all left in the history books, now.
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Message 1562009 - Posted: 25 Aug 2014, 11:36:05 UTC

I'd consider acute angles, as well, but might get into trouble with the
mods. So, will just let it go, with plain talk.
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Message 1562011 - Posted: 25 Aug 2014, 11:43:52 UTC

Plain talk, just the bassic information, sounds good to me:)
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Message 1562175 - Posted: 25 Aug 2014, 16:41:12 UTC

We're on a slippery slope.
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Message 1562215 - Posted: 25 Aug 2014, 17:18:59 UTC
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The lower the friction, the faster the diction. Some threads have lower
coefficients of friction, than others.

Fortunately, puns ("good"/"bad") are, usually, taken with at least two grains of salt (provide friction).
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Message 1564261 - Posted: 29 Aug 2014, 8:09:00 UTC - in response to Message 1564258.  

Does just one grain of salt means it's petred out?

And never to rise again?
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Message 1564299 - Posted: 29 Aug 2014, 10:29:11 UTC

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Message 1564402 - Posted: 29 Aug 2014, 15:01:19 UTC

. . . over the river, Styx.
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Message 1564803 - Posted: 30 Aug 2014, 1:41:55 UTC

If I end up as a passenger, I'll myth all of you.
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Message 1565028 - Posted: 30 Aug 2014, 17:52:05 UTC

Getting out of the wild and into the storm...
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Message 1565041 - Posted: 30 Aug 2014, 18:32:16 UTC

Sturm und drang.

"Stormy Weather" (song)

Different views, different hues. . .
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Message 1566405 - Posted: 3 Sep 2014, 8:29:49 UTC

Here is a question for you all. If Jerome Lawrence And Robert Ediwn Had been an Estate lawyer and a Bicycle shop owner. Would they have instead wrote Inherit the Schwin?
Have fun with this and run with it.
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