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Message 1535964 - Posted: 4 Jul 2014, 14:19:08 UTC

Nantuket - I always said she was a dubious character, she's now serving five for theft....
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Message 1535969 - Posted: 4 Jul 2014, 14:54:47 UTC
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She has friends, in Martha's Vineyard.
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Message 1536267 - Posted: 5 Jul 2014, 2:14:30 UTC

But then again, they're just a bunch of sour grapes.
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Message 1536347 - Posted: 5 Jul 2014, 6:56:44 UTC

Wonder what that does to the wine...
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Message 1536383 - Posted: 5 Jul 2014, 9:39:28 UTC

As long as we don't wine about it ;)
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Message 1536412 - Posted: 5 Jul 2014, 13:16:55 UTC

Arthur's gone, to Merritimes. Time to think, of other rhymes. . .
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Message 1536507 - Posted: 5 Jul 2014, 19:51:15 UTC

After all, it's poets day again next Friday...
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Message 1536618 - Posted: 6 Jul 2014, 2:33:19 UTC

(You almost got me, on that one, Julie. Am glad I Wikip'd it.).

With Arthur gone, our puns may have gone adrift -- if you get
my drift. We'll have to salvage them, as best as we can.
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Message 1536915 - Posted: 6 Jul 2014, 19:29:15 UTC

Hail to King Arthur!
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Message 1536935 - Posted: 6 Jul 2014, 20:21:31 UTC
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I'll just beer it...
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Message 1536993 - Posted: 6 Jul 2014, 22:34:14 UTC
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(I had a Blue Moon, in Pawtuxet Village, R.I., this afternoon. An Iris
pub/restaurant, it was -- overlooking the Pawtuxet River. Thought of
you folks. .)

Let's see -- for a pun. Well, it was a beautiful, sunny day. Saw an
elderly lady, with her dog aboard, paddle her kayak up the river.
Her dog was non-communicative, so, not much yakking was heard.
(Sorry, that's the best I can do, at the moment.)
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Message 1537182 - Posted: 7 Jul 2014, 6:48:04 UTC

Well if she was hearding cattle with her kayak her dog could have been Kay-Yipping.
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Message 1537261 - Posted: 7 Jul 2014, 11:03:41 UTC

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Message 1537288 - Posted: 7 Jul 2014, 13:47:20 UTC

It would a-beer, that we are now awash in topics.
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Message 1537289 - Posted: 7 Jul 2014, 13:58:42 UTC

To pick a topic is always picky...
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Message 1537339 - Posted: 7 Jul 2014, 16:32:42 UTC

Drawing straws, to find a needle in a haystack, could take
some time. . . Perhaps, the words: "Opun, Sesame!", might
work?
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Message 1541655 - Posted: 14 Jul 2014, 19:22:19 UTC

The needle in the haystack is that tiny radio signal we have to find...
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Message 1541776 - Posted: 14 Jul 2014, 23:10:02 UTC

Would that be the punultimate approach?
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Message 1541781 - Posted: 15 Jul 2014, 0:03:37 UTC
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......You might, rabbit, you might......
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Message 1541786 - Posted: 15 Jul 2014, 0:09:37 UTC

Rabbit, rabbit -- who's got the rabbit. Not bunny, you know.
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