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Message 1503030 - Posted: 12 Apr 2014, 3:53:34 UTC - in response to Message 1503028.  


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Message 1503035 - Posted: 12 Apr 2014, 4:31:31 UTC
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Message 1503071 - Posted: 12 Apr 2014, 8:31:31 UTC

Good morning win.


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Message 1503104 - Posted: 12 Apr 2014, 10:38:02 UTC

I hope Angela is not a iMac user...


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Message 1503136 - Posted: 12 Apr 2014, 12:50:44 UTC
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I am not an iMac user. That was very funny.

Well, at the rate people are posting we should have a couple of contest winners in the next few days. In terms of post count, we are more than half way there. How much more I will not say.

I just re-read all the posts in the thread so far. Some of those funny things hold up very, very, very well on a second read.

The posts that have kept me laughing the most so far are:

Third Place: Misfit's clips of the UFL players "saying" things they definitely did not say

Second Place: Esme's light bulb intervention cartoon

First Place: Zapped Sparky's quip "Raccoons on a plane"

I keep imagining a family of raccoons on a plane. All the overhead bins would be open. Raccoons would be sitting on tray tables grooming one another and lazily sticking their hands into the seat back pockets just to see what was down there. Empty wrappers from bags of honey roasted peanuts would be everywhere! Raccoons on a plane.

Yes folks, so far "Raccoons on a plane" is the post to beat for a box of cookies.

Stay silly, my friends.
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Message 1503184 - Posted: 12 Apr 2014, 15:27:58 UTC
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Winning on a sunny Saturday morning.
Not feeling particularly silly, but after a light breakfast and Saturday Cup of Jazz, I should be groovin' along nicely.


OBTW - I have several MACs in use, and other Apple products, but I did get a laugh out of that clip. For a second I thought I recognized a couple friends of mine in that mob....
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Message 1503186 - Posted: 12 Apr 2014, 15:31:50 UTC - in response to Message 1503136.  

I am not an iMac user. That was very funny.

Well, at the rate people are posting we should have a couple of contest winners in the next few days. In terms of post count, we are more than half way there. How much more I will not say.

I just re-read all the posts in the thread so far. Some of those funny things hold up very, very, very well on a second read.

The posts that have kept me laughing the most so far are:

Third Place: Misfit's clips of the UFL players "saying" things they definitely did not say

Second Place: Esme's light bulb intervention cartoon

First Place: Zapped Sparky's quip "Raccoons on a plane"

I keep imagining a family of raccoons on a plane. All the overhead bins would be open. Raccoons would be sitting on tray tables grooming one another and lazily sticking their hands into the seat back pockets just to see what was down there. Empty wrappers from bags of honey roasted peanuts would be everywhere! Raccoons on a plane.

Yes folks, so far "Raccoons on a plane" is the post to beat for a box of cookies.

Stay silly, my friends.

OH,
Angela...........the flick was RABID raccoons on a plane.
They were not sitting on tray tables waiting for snakes to eat.
Oh.....I just woke up.....just kitties here.
Thank the Lord.
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Message 1503190 - Posted: 12 Apr 2014, 15:41:58 UTC

Hello and Greetings to everyone in our SETI@home community.
I hope you are feeling well today.
enjoy your day :)
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Message 1503192 - Posted: 12 Apr 2014, 15:43:04 UTC

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Message 1503201 - Posted: 12 Apr 2014, 16:00:37 UTC - in response to Message 1503192.  
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LOL,...........it took me a few moments to see that there was a kitty there.
Very good camo.

Lori's little one looks very similar, but she is getting more to be some smoke with the fire. Very amazingly beautiful kitten. 9 months now, and her eyes still burn at you like the very first pic I posted. Fire and flame, has the princess Bella.
She rules over all of the big boyz. She surveys and conquers. Almost trained from her bad peeing habits...........
This one is gonna be quite befitting of her persona as Queen Isabella.
'The Little One' is to be feared.

Another, so meek was she, was my Squirrel.
There was never a spark of fear or anger in this kitty.
But her eyes could pierce you to the core.


But, what you have to understand is.......
The meekest of kitties, dearly passed Callie...could slay you with her eyes too........
And she was the most timid thing..........so shy.

Here are the big boyz as kittens.
The very first day at the house.
The are about 3 times that size now..........
When they get to roughhousing it is quite a row. LOL.
You ever heard the expression 'freight train'........when they get going about, it is quite appropos.
You just ain't had a cat until you have had a Maine Coon.

These are VERY large kitties...........nothing quite like Maine.
I think Lori's boyz go about 20 pounds now. When one of these guys wishes to sit on your lap.........they SIT on your lap.
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Message 1503231 - Posted: 12 Apr 2014, 17:07:19 UTC

Is it safe to come out?
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Message 1503232 - Posted: 12 Apr 2014, 17:12:19 UTC - in response to Message 1503231.  
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Is it safe to come out?

You tell me.
There is such anger and hate here in the forums, not abiding from me.

I think there are some forces riding here that even I can not control.

Evil things. Not of MY making.

Is it safe? I would suggest remaining in hiding for the time being.

Meow............................[rushes to find the kitties, who are quite scared by now].

Later, kid.
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Message 1503243 - Posted: 12 Apr 2014, 17:48:10 UTC

I think people are getting very tired of you getting drunk and spamming the boards all the time.

It is tedious.
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Message 1503251 - Posted: 12 Apr 2014, 18:53:31 UTC - in response to Message 1503243.  

I think people are getting very tired of you getting drunk and spamming the boards all the time.

It is tedious.

Yes, coming up with something to post all the freaking time does get wearisome.
Thanks.
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Message 1503253 - Posted: 12 Apr 2014, 18:56:55 UTC

Good morning/afternoon, (11:56 AM - PDT), everyone. :-)
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Message 1503262 - Posted: 12 Apr 2014, 19:11:45 UTC - in response to Message 1503251.  

I think people are getting very tired of you getting drunk and spamming the boards all the time.

It is tedious.

Yes, coming up with something to post all the freaking time does get wearisome.
Thanks.

You could try doing it sober. Just throwing it out there.
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Message 1503263 - Posted: 12 Apr 2014, 19:16:18 UTC - in response to Message 1503262.  

I think people are getting very tired of you getting drunk and spamming the boards all the time.

It is tedious.

Yes, coming up with something to post all the freaking time does get wearisome.
Thanks.

You could try doing it sober. Just throwing it out there.

I am sober, what is your excuse just now?

I can be as caustic or as endearing as I like at any point in time.
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Message 1503266 - Posted: 12 Apr 2014, 19:19:06 UTC - in response to Message 1503263.  

I think people are getting very tired of you getting drunk and spamming the boards all the time.

It is tedious.

Yes, coming up with something to post all the freaking time does get wearisome.
Thanks.

You could try doing it sober. Just throwing it out there.

I am sober, what is your excuse just now?

I can be as caustic or as endearing as I like at any point in time.

I know you are sober.

That's why I am bothering to talk to you.
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Message 1503270 - Posted: 12 Apr 2014, 19:25:33 UTC - in response to Message 1503266.  

I think people are getting very tired of you getting drunk and spamming the boards all the time.

It is tedious.

Yes, coming up with something to post all the freaking time does get wearisome.
Thanks.

You could try doing it sober. Just throwing it out there.

I am sober, what is your excuse just now?

I can be as caustic or as endearing as I like at any point in time.

I know you are sober.

That's why I am bothering to talk to you.

OH, bejeesus.
I am SO honored.
Thanks a million.
"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster

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