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Message 1468005 - Posted: 24 Jan 2014, 4:25:23 UTC

He may not even have known about base ball.....
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Message 1468007 - Posted: 24 Jan 2014, 4:32:05 UTC

I don't think baseball was around in 1609-1663. Then again,
I'd batter check.
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Message 1468015 - Posted: 24 Jan 2014, 4:50:52 UTC

One would not want to bounce the check........
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Message 1468050 - Posted: 24 Jan 2014, 6:54:39 UTC

Wonder how Bouncy's doing...
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Message 1468183 - Posted: 24 Jan 2014, 13:22:57 UTC

So, a Czech walks into a bar. . .
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Message 1468186 - Posted: 24 Jan 2014, 13:26:40 UTC

...and a-salted the peanuts...
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Message 1468215 - Posted: 24 Jan 2014, 14:43:32 UTC

Almond joying myself here!
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Message 1468245 - Posted: 24 Jan 2014, 15:15:11 UTC

Aw nuts, the puns just keep coming.
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Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri.
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Message 1468303 - Posted: 24 Jan 2014, 16:52:32 UTC

A corn sworn I saw that!
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Message 1468444 - Posted: 24 Jan 2014, 21:38:08 UTC

I've sworn off corn liquor, a long time, ago.
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Message 1468645 - Posted: 25 Jan 2014, 9:49:45 UTC
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Corn liquor...whiskey business...
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Message 1468907 - Posted: 25 Jan 2014, 22:53:21 UTC - in response to Message 1468645.  

Corn liquor...whiskey business...

When ever I have tried whiskey I get HEAVES.
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Message 1468914 - Posted: 25 Jan 2014, 23:01:58 UTC

I'll have a dram of Drambui please.


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Message 1468967 - Posted: 26 Jan 2014, 1:14:01 UTC

That makes me hungry; I think I'll fix myself a dram and
peanut-butter sandwich.
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Message 1469395 - Posted: 27 Jan 2014, 5:24:48 UTC - in response to Message 1468967.  

That makes me hungry; I think I'll fix myself a dram and
peanut-butter sandwich.


As long as its not a DRAM of gunpowder.
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Message 1469580 - Posted: 27 Jan 2014, 17:11:48 UTC - in response to Message 1469395.  

That makes me hungry; I think I'll fix myself a dram and
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As long as its not a DRAM of gunpowder.



You would Barley survive...
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Message 1469704 - Posted: 27 Jan 2014, 22:15:12 UTC

I think I will just go powder my nose.


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Message 1469708 - Posted: 27 Jan 2014, 22:16:36 UTC

It's graining, again. Perhaps, something else will crop up?
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Message 1469742 - Posted: 27 Jan 2014, 23:45:28 UTC

Not the sort of thing that could grow on one.....
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Message 1469760 - Posted: 28 Jan 2014, 0:32:36 UTC

So, everyone is going to be corntent with shooting sprouts.
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