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Message 1466958 - Posted: 21 Jan 2014, 11:33:29 UTC

But then doesn't "X mark the spot"?

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Message 1466971 - Posted: 21 Jan 2014, 12:25:45 UTC

I know my beer will hit the spot tonight!
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Message 1467045 - Posted: 21 Jan 2014, 21:55:06 UTC
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Happy New Beer everybody! :)
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Message 1467094 - Posted: 22 Jan 2014, 0:13:00 UTC

Not being a fisherman, I'll still try to lift a schooner, to that.
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Message 1467100 - Posted: 22 Jan 2014, 0:40:21 UTC
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I hope YAWL feel after lifting the schooner.

Did you Ketch anything?

Or should I RIG a block for you?
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Message 1467111 - Posted: 22 Jan 2014, 1:23:55 UTC

Taking time to lift a schooner, I've fallen behind the rest of you.
Now, I'm trying to ketchup.
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Message 1467392 - Posted: 22 Jan 2014, 18:49:52 UTC - in response to Message 1466971.  

I know my beer will hit the spot tonight!

How will Spot feel about being hit?
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Message 1467438 - Posted: 22 Jan 2014, 20:23:42 UTC - in response to Message 1467392.  

I know my beer will hit the spot tonight!

How will Spot feel about being hit?


Loaded probably...
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Message 1467458 - Posted: 22 Jan 2014, 21:21:26 UTC

A tavern with challenges -- it's always raising the bar, for me.
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Message 1467479 - Posted: 22 Jan 2014, 22:58:55 UTC

I guess it is time for all of us to step up.
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Message 1467512 - Posted: 23 Jan 2014, 0:42:18 UTC

With one glass, too many,
the bar-tender asked:
"Could I offer you a draft?"

"I'm down to last penny,
I'll accept what's in cask!"
And he showed me out the door.
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Message 1467676 - Posted: 23 Jan 2014, 13:57:18 UTC - in response to Message 1467647.  

There was a tap on the door the other day.

I must have a word with my plumber, he's an odd guy.



Looks like he has to take the plunge on that one...
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Message 1467738 - Posted: 23 Jan 2014, 15:49:41 UTC

Maybe his job is too much of a drain...
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Message 1467759 - Posted: 23 Jan 2014, 16:54:33 UTC

He must be getting all stopped up.......
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Message 1467764 - Posted: 23 Jan 2014, 17:12:47 UTC

A flush beats a full house though for him...
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Message 1467880 - Posted: 23 Jan 2014, 21:23:05 UTC

These puns, like your suit, are pretty cheap.
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Message 1467882 - Posted: 23 Jan 2014, 21:30:22 UTC

Expensive is another matter...
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Message 1467887 - Posted: 23 Jan 2014, 22:00:43 UTC

Like a paint don't forget the topcoat...
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Message 1467888 - Posted: 23 Jan 2014, 22:05:27 UTC
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What's underneath is much more important!

[edit]I can reccomend Gesso to you, as a base:)
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Message 1467996 - Posted: 24 Jan 2014, 3:58:59 UTC

I Gesso that Rembrandt never used that stuff.
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