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Message 1485794 - Posted: 7 Mar 2014, 17:19:24 UTC

I'm going to flea aweigh from this anchorage of bad puns.
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Message 1485828 - Posted: 7 Mar 2014, 18:30:10 UTC
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Canoe tell us what direction we should bee taking? Butterfly now, than
later?
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Message 1485953 - Posted: 7 Mar 2014, 22:33:50 UTC

I think I should sail right on out of here for a bit.....
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Message 1485988 - Posted: 8 Mar 2014, 1:16:59 UTC

Apun my soul -- I believe our ship is moving out of the harbor.
Avast, below! A round of grog, with fish and quips!
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Message 1486034 - Posted: 8 Mar 2014, 3:02:24 UTC

I agree, it is time to float a new pun theme...
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Message 1486044 - Posted: 8 Mar 2014, 3:56:43 UTC

From the Steppes of central Asia comes . . . Attila, the Pun!
(No? Well, then feel free. . .)
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Message 1486063 - Posted: 8 Mar 2014, 6:00:22 UTC

Do you think Attila ever took the time step
in to a punt for punting on the river Rhine?
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Message 1486080 - Posted: 8 Mar 2014, 7:03:23 UTC

How about a remake of an old American TV show. It would star Sally Fields and be called the Flying PUN.
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Message 1486127 - Posted: 8 Mar 2014, 9:31:13 UTC

In Rome, one should visit the Puntheon, where all the Roman wits used to
hang out. Their wit went through the roof.
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Message 1486134 - Posted: 8 Mar 2014, 9:43:44 UTC

The sky is the limit.
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Message 1486137 - Posted: 8 Mar 2014, 9:45:28 UTC

No, the puns are:)
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Message 1486475 - Posted: 9 Mar 2014, 0:43:35 UTC

That was sweet!
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Message 1486490 - Posted: 9 Mar 2014, 1:25:40 UTC

Snot always.

(apologies to those eating)
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Message 1486492 - Posted: 9 Mar 2014, 1:28:40 UTC

Strawberries on puncakes. I'd butter remember to have some, soon.
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Message 1486523 - Posted: 9 Mar 2014, 3:44:54 UTC - in response to Message 1486490.  

Snot always.

(apologies to those eating)

That reminds me of an old joke about a TV commercial. If you think its butter, But itSNOT.
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Message 1486596 - Posted: 9 Mar 2014, 9:15:45 UTC

You weren't trying to butter her up were up?
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Message 1486693 - Posted: 9 Mar 2014, 15:05:18 UTC

Serves her right...
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Message 1486863 - Posted: 10 Mar 2014, 1:32:05 UTC
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A punnets-worth of fourteen puns would result in a sunnet?

(Am not sure of this one.)
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Message 1486999 - Posted: 10 Mar 2014, 15:15:49 UTC

You just said the magic word. (See Groucho, to collect your $100.00)
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Message 1487232 - Posted: 11 Mar 2014, 0:07:23 UTC

You bet your life.
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