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Message 1454917 - Posted: 17 Dec 2013, 21:37:39 UTC

Reindeer?


No, its snowing....
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Message 1455053 - Posted: 18 Dec 2013, 8:30:24 UTC

Who is Santa's favorite singer?

Elf-is Presley!

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Message 1455127 - Posted: 18 Dec 2013, 15:23:00 UTC

What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve?


Auld Fang Syne.
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Message 1455151 - Posted: 18 Dec 2013, 16:26:13 UTC

How can Santa, legally, give coal to naughty boys and girls.
It's in the contract -- the Santa clause.
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Message 1457832 - Posted: 27 Dec 2013, 5:09:53 UTC

Which girls does Santa like best?

Ho ho hoes.
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Message 1458090 - Posted: 28 Dec 2013, 3:17:37 UTC

No no no, there ain't no sanity clause.

- Chico Marx
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Message 1458247 - Posted: 28 Dec 2013, 17:33:21 UTC

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

He likes to hoe, hoe, hoe.
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Message 1458298 - Posted: 28 Dec 2013, 22:26:46 UTC
Last modified: 28 Dec 2013, 22:36:22 UTC

Why are nerds always confusing Hallowe'en and Christmas?

(No, not because of The Nightmare Before Christmas, though that was a contributing factor...)

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

If you still don't get that, please ask a nerd (possibly myself) to explain. :^)
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Message 1458318 - Posted: 28 Dec 2013, 23:18:27 UTC - in response to Message 1458298.  

ROFLMAO!
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Message 1458377 - Posted: 29 Dec 2013, 3:06:05 UTC
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Q: What's Hannibal Lecter's favorite Christmas Carol?

A: 'Silent' Night

Now THERE's Halloween and Christmas smashed into one fer ya!
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