Twas a Dark and Stormy Night...

Author	Message
The Gas Giant Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 22 Nov 01 Posts: 1904 Credit: 2,646,654 RAC: 0	Message 53902 - Posted: 14 Dec 2004, 11:10:41 UTC Twas a dark and stormy night ID: 53902 ·

. Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 410 Credit: 16,559 RAC: 0	Message 53911 - Posted: 14 Dec 2004, 11:54:33 UTC - in response to Message 53909. With a dark cloak covering a hunch back, he lurked in the alley for ... ID: 53911 ·

Murasaki Send message Joined: 22 Jul 03 Posts: 702 Credit: 62,902 RAC: 0	Message 53917 - Posted: 14 Dec 2004, 12:31:45 UTC warehouse a few blocks away near the docks, ablaze despite the gale. Feebly turning his collar to the storm,... ID: 53917 ·

Carl Cuseo Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 18 Jan 02 Posts: 652 Credit: 34,312 RAC: 0	Message 53923 - Posted: 14 Dec 2004, 13:08:15 UTC - in response to Message 53922. cranapple peach mai tais that churned in his gut while he picked... ID: 53923 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 53924 - Posted: 14 Dec 2004, 13:10:48 UTC - in response to Message 53923. Choice leftover morsels fron the dumpster behind.... ID: 53924 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 53927 - Posted: 14 Dec 2004, 14:24:12 UTC - in response to Message 53925. Last modified: 14 Dec 2004, 14:24:44 UTC He barely made out that the figure was a woman, As he cautiously approched her he realized... ID: 53927 ·

Carl Cuseo Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 18 Jan 02 Posts: 652 Credit: 34,312 RAC: 0	Message 53932 - Posted: 14 Dec 2004, 14:37:20 UTC - in response to Message 53927. the meter long styrofoam 747 that appeared to have crashed into her head was just decorative, attached to the top of her baseball cap with plastic rivets. Relieved, at no blood he walked... ID: 53932 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 53936 - Posted: 14 Dec 2004, 15:03:46 UTC - in response to Message 53932. Last modified: 14 Dec 2004, 15:08:10 UTC toward the figure and realized he was still hallucinating no mustache or 747s It was a rancid piece of meat from the dumpster..... ID: 53936 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 53937 - Posted: 14 Dec 2004, 15:07:47 UTC - in response to Message 53936. As he streached out his hand to meet hers a strange... ID: 53937 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 53943 - Posted: 14 Dec 2004, 15:29:48 UTC - in response to Message 53942. The piece of spaghetti wiggling on her shoulder... ID: 53943 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 53946 - Posted: 14 Dec 2004, 15:59:00 UTC - in response to Message 53944. He reached into his pocket and whipped out a... ID: 53946 ·

Carl Cuseo Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 18 Jan 02 Posts: 652 Credit: 34,312 RAC: 0	Message 53949 - Posted: 14 Dec 2004, 16:24:40 UTC - in response to Message 53946. spare shoelace and throwing two quick half hitches over the snakes menacing head he whipped it across the ID: 53949 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 53954 - Posted: 14 Dec 2004, 16:48:49 UTC - in response to Message 53949. Alley into his favorite dumpster! then he turned toward the wierd female.... ID: 53954 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 53966 - Posted: 14 Dec 2004, 18:01:24 UTC - in response to Message 53958. Tried to pop her carbuncle he said "prick a boil or boil a prick" Sweetheart... ID: 53966 ·

Qui-Gon Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 15 May 99 Posts: 2940 Credit: 19,199,902 RAC: 11	Message 53968 - Posted: 14 Dec 2004, 18:11:50 UTC . . . you can trust me, I'm a doctor (though not revealing his doctorate was in Chinese Literature and Herbology). Besides, my faithful sidekick here is the only ID: 53968 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 53991 - Posted: 14 Dec 2004, 21:51:35 UTC - in response to Message 53970. Last modified: 14 Dec 2004, 21:52:13 UTC Was when Jimmy Durante choked on his meat at the mineral springs in Altoona .... ID: 53991 ·

Qui-Gon Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 15 May 99 Posts: 2940 Credit: 19,199,902 RAC: 11	Message 54012 - Posted: 15 Dec 2004, 0:33:57 UTC . . . and that was especially enlarged, as he had a Kielbasa protruding from his honker! "But I digress . . .", he said as his hand slid down . . . ID: 54012 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 54014 - Posted: 15 Dec 2004, 0:43:46 UTC - in response to Message 54012. Her svelt mutiple breasts.... (Had to Do it for the R rating) ID: 54014 ·

Carl Cuseo Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 18 Jan 02 Posts: 652 Credit: 34,312 RAC: 0	Message 54016 - Posted: 15 Dec 2004, 0:53:54 UTC - in response to Message 54014. Last modified: 15 Dec 2004, 0:54:44 UTC 'There's a plasto qwik around the corner. You can get have half that schaazz whacked off for 50 spinbucks' She laughed and turned... ID: 54016 ·

©2024 University of California

SETI@home and Astropulse are funded by grants from the National Science Foundation, NASA, and donations from SETI@home volunteers. AstroPulse is funded in part by the NSF through grant AST-0307956.