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Message 1433892 - Posted: 26 Oct 2013, 5:49:01 UTC - in response to Message 1433878.  

I'm just happy that the Pun Room is no longer dead... I suppose that would make it UNDEAD...

That would be PUNDEAD
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Message 1433895 - Posted: 26 Oct 2013, 6:21:54 UTC - in response to Message 1433892.  

I'm just happy that the Pun Room is no longer dead... I suppose that would make it UNDEAD...

That would be PUNDEAD

Are you sure that wouldn't be PUNHORRIFIC?
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Message 1433912 - Posted: 26 Oct 2013, 8:00:57 UTC

Is the topic being run into the ground?

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Message 1433914 - Posted: 26 Oct 2013, 8:20:46 UTC - in response to Message 1433912.  

Is the topic being run into the ground?


Off course it is. We just keep digging deeper and deeper. And before you know it another idea is resurrected.
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Message 1433965 - Posted: 26 Oct 2013, 11:39:15 UTC

. . . plus one, for the vampires:

Did you hear about the vampire golfer who got two holes-in-one?

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Message 1433975 - Posted: 26 Oct 2013, 12:40:42 UTC
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My goodness your all bats.
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Message 1434036 - Posted: 26 Oct 2013, 16:34:00 UTC - in response to Message 1433975.  
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My goodness your all bats.

Nah, we're just BATting around some HOWLoween puns.
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Message 1434099 - Posted: 26 Oct 2013, 20:34:47 UTC

If Dracula had called a player out at home plate in baseball would he be a VUMPIRE?
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Message 1434135 - Posted: 26 Oct 2013, 22:10:54 UTC - in response to Message 1434125.  

Nope, a chumpire!


Or a SCUMpire
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Message 1434139 - Posted: 26 Oct 2013, 22:24:49 UTC - in response to Message 1433612.  

. . . A difficult court-room experience, on Halloween, with a vampire
presiding as the judge: "Will you give the tooth, the whole tooth,
and, nothing but the tooth, . . .?"


You can't handle the tooth!
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Message 1434155 - Posted: 26 Oct 2013, 23:53:40 UTC

I think this thread is causing some to go batty.
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Message 1434164 - Posted: 27 Oct 2013, 0:30:32 UTC

We're just winging it.
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Message 1434167 - Posted: 27 Oct 2013, 0:41:59 UTC

Why so cerious?
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Message 1434196 - Posted: 27 Oct 2013, 4:40:15 UTC
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This fellow prompts a side-step from D.P.C. --


The Joker


The Joker!
The wild card!

He breaks the rules!
He keeps the rules!

Goes straight to jail!
Goes free, on bail!

On Halloween, he's never seen!
On Halloween, he reigns, supreme!

He's in the deck!
He's at your beck!

He's just your man,
when in a jam!

Just treat him nice --
don't play him twice!

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Message 1434201 - Posted: 27 Oct 2013, 5:04:21 UTC - in response to Message 1434167.  

Why so cerious?

Personally, I think Jack Nicholson played the character better.
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Message 1434228 - Posted: 27 Oct 2013, 7:02:41 UTC

And back to puns

One who cracks eggs in a dried egg factory is a yolker
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Message 1434232 - Posted: 27 Oct 2013, 7:18:05 UTC

I see you are trying to
crack us up.....
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Message 1434234 - Posted: 27 Oct 2013, 7:25:15 UTC

Its no yolking matter
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Message 1434331 - Posted: 27 Oct 2013, 14:59:56 UTC

I'm a bit chicken to post in this thread.
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Sitting on my butt while others boldly go,
Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri.
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Message 1434550 - Posted: 27 Oct 2013, 22:08:44 UTC - in response to Message 1434339.  

You have free range to post what you like.

I see that we have Burned to another topic. Most EGGcelent.

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