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Message 1433320 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 16:31:12 UTC

You may have HARVESTed some groans fro that one, Vic.
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Message 1433455 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 19:00:42 UTC - in response to Message 1433309.  

What do you get when a Vampire bites a farm worker? An undead Vicker...

And when he bites an English priest, you get an undead vicar.

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Message 1433461 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 19:08:04 UTC

Russian vampire named Yuri has a Canadian
vampire cousin named Fang.......

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Message 1433594 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 21:06:07 UTC

Ain't it the tooth...
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Message 1433612 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 21:31:58 UTC

. . . A difficult court-room experience, on Halloween, with a vampire
presiding as the judge: "Will you give the tooth, the whole tooth,
and, nothing but the tooth, . . .?"

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Message 1433617 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 21:38:56 UTC

What is the vampire's favorite fruit?

A blood orange, of course!!!
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Message 1433636 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 22:00:53 UTC - in response to Message 1433617.  
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and favourite drink....?
Bloody Mary!
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Message 1433663 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 22:38:23 UTC - in response to Message 1433662.  

Reason not to become a vampire No.47 - No more garlic bread.


MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm Garlic bread.... :-)


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Message 1433669 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 22:43:26 UTC

Reason to become a vampire No.18....
Low death taxes....
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Message 1433675 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 22:46:40 UTC

True, you would not like to cross one....
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Message 1433689 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 22:54:32 UTC

A favorite vampire song, out of the 50's: "Hearts made of Stone."

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Message 1433716 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 23:37:56 UTC

Reason not to become a vampire No.11.....
The cost of root canals....
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Message 1433766 - Posted: 26 Oct 2013, 0:08:39 UTC - in response to Message 1433675.  

True, you would not like to cross one....

But you might want to have a STAKE out.
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Message 1433798 - Posted: 26 Oct 2013, 0:35:29 UTC

It is not Beer O'clock,
it's Blood O'clock!
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Message 1433823 - Posted: 26 Oct 2013, 1:25:05 UTC

Definately not Bill Haley & the Comets.

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Message 1433858 - Posted: 26 Oct 2013, 3:27:15 UTC

You can Count on that
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Message 1433864 - Posted: 26 Oct 2013, 3:48:42 UTC

I think the topic sucks.
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Message 1433865 - Posted: 26 Oct 2013, 4:10:43 UTC

I think we are going to
have to fly with it eh?
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Message 1433878 - Posted: 26 Oct 2013, 4:46:11 UTC

I'm just happy that the Pun Room is no longer dead... I suppose that would make it UNDEAD...
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Message 1433889 - Posted: 26 Oct 2013, 5:22:53 UTC - in response to Message 1433878.  

I'm just happy that the Pun Room is no longer dead... I suppose that would make it UNDEAD...

That would make the rooms fate very GRIMM...
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