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Michael Belanger, W1DGL Send message Joined: 30 Jul 00 Posts: 1887 Credit: 7,441,278 RAC: 49 |
You may have HARVESTed some groans fro that one, Vic. |
David S Send message Joined: 4 Oct 99 Posts: 18352 Credit: 27,761,924 RAC: 12 |
What do you get when a Vampire bites a farm worker? An undead Vicker... And when he bites an English priest, you get an undead vicar. David Sitting on my butt while others boldly go, Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri. |
celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0 |
Russian vampire named Yuri has a Canadian vampire cousin named Fang....... |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Ain't it the tooth... |
Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2473 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0 |
. . . A difficult court-room experience, on Halloween, with a vampire presiding as the judge: "Will you give the tooth, the whole tooth, and, nothing but the tooth, . . .?" |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
What is the vampire's favorite fruit? A blood orange, of course!!! |
celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0 |
and favourite drink....? Bloody Mary! |
TimeLord04 Send message Joined: 9 Mar 06 Posts: 21140 Credit: 33,933,039 RAC: 23 |
Reason not to become a vampire No.47 - No more garlic bread. MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm Garlic bread.... :-) TimeLord04 Have TARDIS, will travel... Come along K-9! Join Calm Chaos |
celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0 |
Reason to become a vampire No.18.... Low death taxes.... |
celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0 |
True, you would not like to cross one.... |
Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2473 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0 |
A favorite vampire song, out of the 50's: "Hearts made of Stone." |
celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0 |
Reason not to become a vampire No.11..... The cost of root canals.... |
Michael Belanger, W1DGL Send message Joined: 30 Jul 00 Posts: 1887 Credit: 7,441,278 RAC: 49 |
True, you would not like to cross one.... But you might want to have a STAKE out. |
celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0 |
It is not Beer O'clock, it's Blood O'clock! |
Jim Martin Send message Joined: 21 Jun 03 Posts: 2473 Credit: 646,848 RAC: 0 |
Definately not Bill Haley & the Comets. |
celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0 |
You can Count on that |
Monday Send message Joined: 24 Sep 05 Posts: 9676 Credit: 20,067,888 RAC: 12 |
I think the topic sucks. |
celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0 |
I think we are going to have to fly with it eh? |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
I'm just happy that the Pun Room is no longer dead... I suppose that would make it UNDEAD... |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65709 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
I'm just happy that the Pun Room is no longer dead... I suppose that would make it UNDEAD... That would make the rooms fate very GRIMM... The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
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