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Message 1433050 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 6:23:26 UTC

What does one get with a Dental Assistants worst nightmare? Vampira...

See Plan 9 from Outer Space under http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maila_Nurmi...
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Message 1433052 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 6:25:38 UTC

What movie does an undead person watch on Halloween? The Vampire Strikes Back...
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Message 1433055 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 6:37:50 UTC - in response to Message 1433052.  

What movie does an undead person watch on Halloween? The Vampire Strikes Back...

LOL, Why didnt I think of that?


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Message 1433056 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 6:41:46 UTC

In StarWars, if a Vampire could use the force, what side would it be? The Dark Side of the Force...
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Message 1433057 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 6:46:06 UTC

How does a Vampire do business on the web? From an account at the Blood Bank...
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Message 1433059 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 6:46:53 UTC

If Donald Trump was an vampire and ruled the world, Would he be a TRUMPIRE.
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Message 1433061 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 6:49:00 UTC

If a Vampire could eat solid food, what would be His least favorite food? STEAK...
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Message 1433071 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 7:05:44 UTC
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IF Dracula bit every one in New York Sate what would be our state motto? The Vampire state.

And with that I will end my bad pun contra-abusing, For the night.
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Message 1433072 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 7:12:59 UTC

Well Ghoul night James, I'm off to sleep too.
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Message 1433075 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 7:37:42 UTC

And in NY we have the Vampire Stake Building
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Message 1433142 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 11:43:56 UTC

Why would a vampire need cold medicine? For their COFFIN

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Message 1433160 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 12:55:20 UTC

A vampire pun, I'll
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Message 1433165 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 13:08:18 UTC

Or just relax & have a BLOODY MARY.
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Message 1433167 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 13:12:35 UTC

Just a thought:
Would a vampire bun eat you?
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Message 1433171 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 13:15:03 UTC - in response to Message 1433167.  

Just a thought:
Would a vampire bun eat you?

Hmmm..... That would suck!
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Message 1433205 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 14:27:32 UTC

What's red, packed with strawberries, and bites people in the neck?
- a Jampire!


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Message 1433207 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 14:30:42 UTC

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Message 1433222 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 14:50:13 UTC

Who would have imagined it, puns with byte...
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Message 1433286 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 16:07:58 UTC

And lots of memory, too!
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Message 1433309 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 16:25:46 UTC
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What do you get when a Vampire bites a farm worker? An undead Vicker...
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