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Message 1430967 - Posted: 20 Oct 2013, 5:12:35 UTC

A recent now hidden thread has renewed my interrest in bad puns. So I now open this new one.
I welcome all input to make this a world wide SUPPOSITORY of bad puns.

We need some rules.
No.1- Any puns good or bad are allowed.

No.2- As for idle chat, Id ask that it be kept to a minimum. Questions and or suggestions will always be welcomed, But Lets keep the off topic posts to near zero.

No.3- Thread Drift, There is no such thing as pun thread drfiting. It can be any topic that the punster takes it. Yes it usally takes a certain course before it dies out, But we are to have fun, Not enforce overly ambitches rules.

So lets begin.




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Message 1430968 - Posted: 20 Oct 2013, 5:16:11 UTC

I welcome all input to make this a world wide SUPPOSITORY of bad puns....

Sweet. So sweet, in fact, I might develop a CAVITY...
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Message 1430970 - Posted: 20 Oct 2013, 5:17:50 UTC

Maybe Eric could SEARCH for it:)
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Message 1430972 - Posted: 20 Oct 2013, 5:24:03 UTC

I think that is an ABYSMal idea...
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Message 1430976 - Posted: 20 Oct 2013, 5:28:53 UTC - in response to Message 1430973.  

I welcome all input to make this a world wide SUPPOSITORY of bad puns....

Sweet. So sweet, in fact, I might develop a CAVITY...

Does that mean you need a DRILL to get to the bottom of it?

Vic, You dont know how funny that is. But I wont say the pun I have in mind.:)
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Message 1430977 - Posted: 20 Oct 2013, 5:29:37 UTC

Yep, I'm afraid Vic inadvertently hit a HOLE in one...
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Message 1430978 - Posted: 20 Oct 2013, 5:34:58 UTC - in response to Message 1430977.  

Yep, I'm afraid Vic inadvertently hit a HOLE in one...

Yes, BUTT the wrong one.
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Message 1430979 - Posted: 20 Oct 2013, 5:35:05 UTC - in response to Message 1430977.  

Yep, I'm afraid Vic inadvertently hit a HOLE in one...

You don't know how fullFILLING that is to hear that Angela and James.
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Message 1430980 - Posted: 20 Oct 2013, 5:38:40 UTC

Vic, step down now. You know not what you CECUM...
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Message 1430981 - Posted: 20 Oct 2013, 5:41:35 UTC - in response to Message 1430980.  

Vic, step down now. You know not what you CECUM...

I best leave that one alone to.
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Message 1430982 - Posted: 20 Oct 2013, 5:43:19 UTC - in response to Message 1430981.  

Vic, step down now. You know not what you CECUM...

I best leave that one alone to.


Sorry, I just saw an OPENING in the discussion and I simply could not resist...
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Message 1430983 - Posted: 20 Oct 2013, 5:47:32 UTC - in response to Message 1430982.  

Vic, step down now. You know not what you CECUM...

I best leave that one alone to.


Sorry, I just saw an OPENING in the discussion and I simply could not resist...

Angela, I am AGAPE at your forthrightness.
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Message 1430984 - Posted: 20 Oct 2013, 5:48:46 UTC

I thought it was nothing but the TOOTH...

Sorry...
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Message 1430985 - Posted: 20 Oct 2013, 5:49:08 UTC

Your post of admiration has a HOLLOW ring to it...
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Message 1430986 - Posted: 20 Oct 2013, 5:50:31 UTC

Im at a FLOSS at that.
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Message 1430987 - Posted: 20 Oct 2013, 5:51:41 UTC

I knew I could COLON you to post something like that...
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Message 1430988 - Posted: 20 Oct 2013, 5:53:44 UTC

Well as long as no one had HEART failure...
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Message 1430989 - Posted: 20 Oct 2013, 5:53:56 UTC - in response to Message 1430987.  

I knew I could COLON you to post something like that...

If I had known, I would have used plan PREPERATION H.
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Message 1430991 - Posted: 20 Oct 2013, 5:54:59 UTC

I think we need to SPACE out these responses a little better...
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Message 1430992 - Posted: 20 Oct 2013, 5:56:12 UTC
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The final frontEAR...
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