As did Mark Twain......

The old man happened to be a bit more artful about it than I.

I like to get quite to the point, ya see.
No use beating about the bush.

When a man sees a quail and shoots it dead, there is little use in later debate when he says he later says he might have considered it a rabbit.
The rascal is dead in either case.
Of course, being a rabbit, one might be rather upset if being shot as as quail.

This is still being debated in congress.......just who shot or who was shot first.

And who is the rabbit.

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"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster

We happen to have a master of them at the helm.

Or so he likes to think.

Their was never a man so worthy of redeeming his own thoughts for self worth as our dictator in chief.
No man so more self worthy.

If half those that had elected him had as much self worth, this nation could have pulled itself up by it's bootstraps long ago.

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"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster

Yes, I like insults.
They make one more insightful of the ones throwing them about.

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"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster

And I am no exception, ya see.
I just happen to like to be the one on the hurling end of the stick rather that the other one.

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"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster

Now, was there anybody that had a problem with this bit?
If you have to take life by a more comfortable road, simply don't go.

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"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster

There is a rather old saying........
Never waste your breath arguing with a pig.
On account of it wastes your breath would argue with an animal that does not agree with ya.
And really annoys the pig.

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"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster

I happen to like insults.
When I was born, my momma slapped the doctor.

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"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster

I happen to like insults.......

When others drink, I like to help.

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"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster

Now some, seeming to have associated themselves with previous comments, seem to have chosen to dislocate their further logic by a quick dislocation of my posts.
That would seem to appease the masses, but does not really fix the initial issue.

Now, this would seem a good solution, except when one wakes up and realizes that one has tried to dislocate the logic of one of the most prolific posters on the project.

The effort quickly proves to be futile and insulting when one realizes their efforts have failed.

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"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster

Just log into Youtube.
In the search window......'insults'/
The first 100 refer to many of my detractors.

Enjoy.

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"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster

There are those who would choose to hurt me on this planet.
The planet chosen for me, not by myself, but by God above.
He placed me here for his will.

And I cannot deny that will.

You are stuck with me, and whatever I do until I pass.
Whether this pleases you or not, is not my part or parcel.
It shall come to pass.

There are things I say that are no longer politically correct.

I shall not be quelled from saying those truths.

Some of you choose to say something else. Your truth is what you believe too, I guess/.


I have stuck my stake in the sand here. To some's chagrin and wailing voices.
I have excelled at some things, but not social graces, I guess.
Those escape me.

I do have some skills.........
Some, I display here as my RAC.

Others, I cannot display here as well.......Over many years.......I have told you this.

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"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster

I have had good luck.
Like the fictional kickarse, I have tracked down and killed two of the three portrayed in the flick.

I am not so well versed in his skills, but I have my own.
I am not one so easily played.

I have some skills.

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"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster

I know the Big Rock
Candy Mountains.

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"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster

And in case I forget........

I L O v e you all.

More than I can say.

All These little pearly shells that I can say.

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"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster

And I gotta go..........meow.

I'll leave you with this......my favorite movie.
Tombstone.

Lots of frinds?
I don't

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"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster

Mystic Moods.

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"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster

Ok what happened here. I read this thread then a moment latter it's locked and shows no postings. Now its open again.

Just a moderator doing a bit of clean up work.

Thank you Mod Squad!!!

I'm so confuzled now...LOL

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Any men don;t wanna get killed, best go on the back right now.

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"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster