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Message 1432040 - Posted: 23 Oct 2013, 1:01:30 UTC - in response to Message 1431698.  

No one can escape the Mushroom Inquisition!!

Always fun when you get asked if you want to add mushrooms to whatever you are ordering, to tell the waiter to put the fungus on. Watch the waiter as they first react in shock and then connect the dots and a smile comes to their face. I promise you won't be forgotten nor will they get your order wrong.

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Message 1432052 - Posted: 23 Oct 2013, 2:30:41 UTC

Q: What do you call a mushroom who buys all the drinks?

A: A fungi to be with!

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Message 1432055 - Posted: 23 Oct 2013, 3:02:47 UTC

Q: Why did the fungus hate living in a condo?

A: ... well, there wasn't MUSHROOM!!!
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Message 1432162 - Posted: 23 Oct 2013, 10:52:06 UTC - in response to Message 1431698.  

No one can escape the Mushroom Inquisition!!



Pfjew! I thought you were gonna say that other word...;))
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Message 1432244 - Posted: 23 Oct 2013, 16:27:56 UTC

There can't be mushroom for any more fungi puns...
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Message 1432249 - Posted: 23 Oct 2013, 16:44:16 UTC

Ok, I'll byte, how mushroom does a fungi need for puns?
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Message 1432327 - Posted: 23 Oct 2013, 20:08:35 UTC

If I ever own a pizzeria, the menu will say fungus, not mushrooms.

This thread is supposed to be about SAUSAGE pizza.

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Message 1432355 - Posted: 23 Oct 2013, 20:49:38 UTC

But of course sausage and mushrooms are good bed fellows on a pizza

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Message 1432384 - Posted: 23 Oct 2013, 21:56:04 UTC
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Should be plenty of sausage on this pizza...

...and mushrooms.
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Message 1432396 - Posted: 23 Oct 2013, 22:08:11 UTC

Now this looks yummy.
Getting hungry.



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Message 1432437 - Posted: 23 Oct 2013, 23:09:21 UTC

There isn't mushroom in a sausage casing.

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Message 1432460 - Posted: 24 Oct 2013, 0:05:53 UTC - in response to Message 1432244.  

One thing is for certain: there's isn't a fungus among us!


But did you hear about the walking, talking mushroom? I heard he was a real fungi!
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Message 1432474 - Posted: 24 Oct 2013, 1:37:03 UTC - in response to Message 1432437.  

There isn't mushroom in a sausage casing.

Exactly.

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Message 1432493 - Posted: 24 Oct 2013, 4:12:53 UTC

I sure am lichen all these puns...
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Message 1432555 - Posted: 24 Oct 2013, 10:41:09 UTC - in response to Message 1432396.  

Now this looks yummy.
Getting hungry.



Yep. Almost lunchtime here. Sandwiches with salami.
Would rather have one of those pizza's though...
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Message 1432584 - Posted: 24 Oct 2013, 13:48:05 UTC - in response to Message 1432555.  

Now this looks yummy.
Getting hungry.

Yep. Almost lunchtime here. Sandwiches with salami.
Would rather have one of those pizza's though...

I'd rather have a pizza too. The lunch menu looks pretty dismal for today and tomorrow. Unfortunately, the pizza here is pretty dismal too. I may end up with chicken tenders, depending on what the soup is.

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