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Message 1424679 - Posted: 5 Oct 2013, 20:15:07 UTC

Obama's gonna tell me the sisters have aligned with the right and are no longer singing together.

Right. Like I am no longer gonna pee until the truce is called. That'll work, yea.
Obama is counting on that, the mofo.

I calls 'em like I sees 'em.

I have not been wrong since Kennedy was assiassinated.
I am still searching for the truth there......but don't trouble yourselves with that, you would not know the truth if it sat up and spitted CIA at ya....oh, lordy, what a party. Oh, it's impolite to tell the truth around here.

Gotcha. That single bullet thingy......you are all OK with that, eh?

Oh, crap, I gotta run, my theories and yours have some very significant holes in them.
There were several shooters.
The grassy knowl was seen by more than one camera.
And yet you deny that. Wow, as they say.

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Message 1424723 - Posted: 5 Oct 2013, 23:54:42 UTC

OH, and now my posts get taxed just for getting their arse kicked cross town.
I get no respect.
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Message 1424730 - Posted: 6 Oct 2013, 0:25:42 UTC

Oh, and I suppose I could post some black comic joking about white trash and that would go over just fine, but old fart Rodney Dangerfield........
He's having a rough time with the crowd in that bit.
Yeah, use a couple of good old white trash swear words, and you go off on me.
I just did a 3 grand fundraiser for your fave project, and you can't handle the f work even in politics?????

Get a life outside of police work.

Stand in your local mall with your hearing aid turned up.
It's freaking street talk. Baby talk, the F word is.

It's even LESS than PG13.
At McDonalds, they now ask you if you want F'ing fries with that, or are you a cheap arsehole. We make our living on the fries, dumbarse.

I get no respect. I came home the other day and the cats had already scooped their litterboxes......all over the floor.

The other day I bought a 'spanish hamburger' out of the machine. Next thing I know some mexican comes by and demands the change. Get no respect.

I got this gig I do on my computers......
It's called Seti at Home. Lately they think I must be Italian, cuz they keep telling me to Seti my arse at home. Get no respect.

And jokes.....ya know what they think is funny? When the snow cone machine at the 7 11 farts. No respect.

And stories......ah, I'm full of stories. Ya know you been telling too many stories when the truth comes out and they tell ya your full of.........
No respect.
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Message 1424731 - Posted: 6 Oct 2013, 0:30:13 UTC

And I got news.......
Even when I'm drunk..
I got two guns, one for each of ya.
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Message 1424734 - Posted: 6 Oct 2013, 0:44:24 UTC

OMG.......some respect.
Somebody took a class in humor.
Last time I got that much respect I handed the guy at the gas station a twenty instead of a 5. And forgot to ask for change.

Last time I got that much respect my cell phone told me 'I' needed to plug myself in for a recharge.
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