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Message 1370335 - Posted: 21 May 2013, 20:27:13 UTC

Will someone tell my idiot husband, that houseboats don't have garages!

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Message 1370340 - Posted: 21 May 2013, 20:32:25 UTC

Let's see, Exceeding the posted speed limit, Failure to yield to slower traffic... and whatever you have left after you pay those fines, their lawyer is gonna take.....
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Message 1370371 - Posted: 21 May 2013, 21:46:07 UTC

Excuse me, Mr. Schwartzenegger, but you can't stack your boat here...
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Message 1370385 - Posted: 21 May 2013, 22:40:27 UTC

On the set of the next James Bond film, the assistant director contemplates how much it will cost to do another take of this scene.

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Message 1370386 - Posted: 21 May 2013, 22:40:56 UTC

Well, ya see, officer...

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Message 1370466 - Posted: 22 May 2013, 6:07:23 UTC

"Ya see, this invisible boat came outta no where, struck my boat, and disappeared... Huh? ... Oh ... yeah ... that's it down there."
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Message 1370483 - Posted: 22 May 2013, 6:47:50 UTC

Oops...I think I missed a turn there...
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Message 1370496 - Posted: 22 May 2013, 7:09:16 UTC

Didn't he know that is only the skiers that go up the ramp.

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Message 1370634 - Posted: 22 May 2013, 16:36:54 UTC

Here, hold my beer and hang on.

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Message 1370724 - Posted: 22 May 2013, 20:50:29 UTC

I cant understand it,James's boat went straight over this one.

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Message 1370762 - Posted: 22 May 2013, 23:29:52 UTC

These flying fish are getting out of hand.

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Message 1370763 - Posted: 22 May 2013, 23:31:02 UTC

Well, I wanted to redecorate the boat's cabin anyway...

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Message 1370920 - Posted: 23 May 2013, 13:59:01 UTC

006 tries harder, but doesn't get the results...
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Message 1370986 - Posted: 23 May 2013, 17:13:20 UTC

OK, its time to stop you guys....

Some good ones there, some not so good.

So, in last place.......

Let's skip the minor places,

Third - The Holy Hand Grenade with "006 tries harder, but doesn't get the results..."
Second - N9JFE with "Well, I wanted to redecorate the boat's cabin anyway..."
and, in first place
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Julie with "Oops... I think I missed a turn there..."

(Only because it was very close to my first thought)

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Message 1371005 - Posted: 23 May 2013, 17:33:14 UTC

Oh my, thanx for the win, Rob :)

Ok guys, let's try this one...


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Message 1371012 - Posted: 23 May 2013, 17:49:45 UTC

If I have to wear a silly costume, can't it at least be Underdog?

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Message 1371013 - Posted: 23 May 2013, 17:50:12 UTC

Aw Gee! No dishonourable mention??

Ok sniff sniff

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Message 1371177 - Posted: 24 May 2013, 3:09:33 UTC



"With a burst of flatulence, Superpup speeds ahead of the other pups to the dinner bowl."
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Message 1371350 - Posted: 24 May 2013, 14:07:41 UTC
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"Never fear! UnderD...er... SuperDog is here!"

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Message 1371351 - Posted: 24 May 2013, 14:09:22 UTC
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"I'll bet UnderDog wouldn't put up with a leash..."
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