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Message 1350970 - Posted: 26 Mar 2013, 22:01:25 UTC

I am going to start smuggling butter tarts and Macintosh Toffee.



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Message 1350971 - Posted: 26 Mar 2013, 22:03:20 UTC

Thought of wheelbarrows?

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Message 1350974 - Posted: 26 Mar 2013, 22:05:13 UTC - in response to Message 1350971.

Thought of wheelbarrows?


They do not taste as good.

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Message 1351014 - Posted: 26 Mar 2013, 23:25:15 UTC
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The story goes that an alpine peasant used to cross the border from
Switzerland to Italy twice a day on foot pushing a wheelbarrow full of
straw. The Italian Customs Officer searched the wheelbarrow contents
rigorously on every occasion, but never found any contraband. This
went on for many years until both the peasant and the Italian Customs
Officer had retired.

Then one day they met in a Swiss pub and, over a tankard of glowein
the Customs Officer asked the peasant if he really had been smuggling
anything all those years, he just had to know for the sake of his peace.
The peasant replied "Yes, wheelbarrows".

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Message 1351026 - Posted: 27 Mar 2013, 0:05:49 UTC - in response to Message 1351014.

Perfect. LOL!


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