Sirius and Nick's Laugh In

Meanwhile in beautiful downtown Burbank ...

A poem by Henry Sirius

"Don't write off the SNP
They aren't finished yet you see
they're up to something I can tell
That's just a con-job, Oh well"

Now, here's the man to whom the Mail wouldn't be the Mail without the Mail, here's Nick .... yay !!!

Well thank you Sirius, and today it has been reported that if Holyrood robs people, they won't be told.

You mean " allow them to vote for it first?"

"No they'll just take the money!"

Verrrry interesting, but stupid ...

"It may be rice wine to you Sirius, but it's still sake to me!"

Splosh .......

And tonight we give the The "Flying Fickle Finger of Fate" award to ..... UKIP, Yay.....

"Say good night, Nick"

"Good night, Nick!"