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Message 1327153 - Posted: 12 Jan 2013, 18:38:30 UTC
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Are you 4'5: tall?
Do you weigh at least 450 pounds?
Would Lypozene work for you?
The commercial says "You just can't do it on your own. You know, fo sho, you can't!"
Try it.
It might help with that side-effect of talking like Jar Jar Binks, or believing in Ancient Aliens!

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Message 1327174 - Posted: 12 Jan 2013, 20:12:44 UTC - in response to Message 1327153.
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Are you 4'5: tall?
Do you weigh at least 450 pounds?
Would Lypozene work for you?
The commercial says "You just can't do it on your own. You know, fo sho, you can't!"
Try it.
It might help with that side-effect of talking like Jar Jar Binks, or believing in Ancient Aliens!

Or even having ones hand stuffed in ones jacket? ;)

Oh and I'm 6'1" tall and somewhere near 400lbs, whether I like it or not and I'll not go into that further.
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Message 1327190 - Posted: 12 Jan 2013, 21:48:50 UTC - in response to Message 1327174.

Still a mighty fine lookin’ fella’ I must say.

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Message 1327211 - Posted: 12 Jan 2013, 23:23:27 UTC

Ask your doctor about Placebo. Placebo may be right for you.

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Message 1327219 - Posted: 12 Jan 2013, 23:42:31 UTC - in response to Message 1327211.

Ask your doctor about Placebo. Placebo may be right for you.

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Message 1327220 - Posted: 12 Jan 2013, 23:43:35 UTC - in response to Message 1327174.

Are you 4'5: tall?
Do you weigh at least 450 pounds?
Would Lypozene work for you?
The commercial says "You just can't do it on your own. You know, fo sho, you can't!"
Try it.
It might help with that side-effect of talking like Jar Jar Binks, or believing in Ancient Aliens!

Or even having ones hand stuffed in ones jacket? ;)

Oh and I'm 6'1" tall and somewhere near 400lbs, whether I like it or not and I'll not go into that further.


So, neither applies! :)
And jackets are cool!

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Message 1327223 - Posted: 12 Jan 2013, 23:48:11 UTC - in response to Message 1327220.

Are you 4'5: tall?
Do you weigh at least 450 pounds?
Would Lypozene work for you?
The commercial says "You just can't do it on your own. You know, fo sho, you can't!"
Try it.
It might help with that side-effect of talking like Jar Jar Binks, or believing in Ancient Aliens!

Or even having ones hand stuffed in ones jacket? ;)

Oh and I'm 6'1" tall and somewhere near 400lbs, whether I like it or not and I'll not go into that further.


So, neither applies! :)
And jackets are cool!

I like Jackets, one of these days I'll have to replace that 5xl with a 6xl that I should have bought, but due to cost...

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Message 1327233 - Posted: 13 Jan 2013, 0:14:00 UTC - in response to Message 1327211.

Ask your doctor about Placebo. Placebo may be right for you.



Works for me. The thing is, I don't take them ;)
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Message 1327241 - Posted: 13 Jan 2013, 0:22:53 UTC - in response to Message 1327211.

Ask your doctor about Placebo. Placebo may be right for you.

Take one tic tac at four hour intervals... :)
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Message 1327242 - Posted: 13 Jan 2013, 0:24:45 UTC - in response to Message 1327241.

Ask your doctor about Placebo. Placebo may be right for you.

Take one tic tac at four hour intervals... :)


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Message 1327246 - Posted: 13 Jan 2013, 0:31:07 UTC

In rare cases death has been reported. I like how they get that one in dead last and in hushed tones very quickly.
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Message 1327277 - Posted: 13 Jan 2013, 4:04:38 UTC

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Message 1327296 - Posted: 13 Jan 2013, 6:08:46 UTC - in response to Message 1327233.

Ask your doctor about Placebo. Placebo may be right for you.

Works for me. The thing is, I don't take them ;)

You have no idea what you are missing.

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Message 1327302 - Posted: 13 Jan 2013, 6:37:31 UTC

+1 to all recent posts.
Thanksin yousa for my dull loneliness removins!

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Message 1327406 - Posted: 13 Jan 2013, 18:13:27 UTC - in response to Message 1327296.

Ask your doctor about Placebo. Placebo may be right for you.

Works for me. The thing is, I don't take them ;)

You have no idea what you are missing.


I know, it seems they're quite effective;)
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