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Message 1326559 - Posted: 11 Jan 2013, 5:17:09 UTC - in response to Message 1326555.  

Just microwave it for 15 seconds.... good as new!


Now THAT is disgusting!!!!!!

Yeah, I'd want to get a new microwave oven after that...
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Message 1326570 - Posted: 11 Jan 2013, 6:10:56 UTC - in response to Message 1326555.  

Now THAT is disgusting!!!!!!

I know I am. I'm so sorry! :)
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Message 1326575 - Posted: 11 Jan 2013, 6:15:36 UTC - in response to Message 1326559.  

Just microwave it for 15 seconds.... good as new!


Now THAT is disgusting!!!!!!

Yeah, I'd want to get a new microwave oven after that...

Nah. Just mop it out with a floor mop and you are ready to cook dinner.


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Message 1326576 - Posted: 11 Jan 2013, 6:16:20 UTC - in response to Message 1326575.  

Just microwave it for 15 seconds.... good as new!


Now THAT is disgusting!!!!!!

Yeah, I'd want to get a new microwave oven after that...

Nah. Just mop it out with a floor mop and you are ready to cook dinner.

I'll pass, nothing like that will ever get near My kitchen...
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Message 1326603 - Posted: 11 Jan 2013, 7:29:54 UTC - in response to Message 1326536.  

The flu, now there is something that's disgusting, If Ya don't have a shot, it's not too late, I'd get one, unless Ya don't mind feeling disgusting all over...

Oh and I got My shot over a month back.



Pneumonia, even more disgusting! A while ago I had like 4 pneumonia's in a year time...

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Message 1326636 - Posted: 11 Jan 2013, 8:43:53 UTC - in response to Message 1326603.  

The flu, now there is something that's disgusting, If Ya don't have a shot, it's not too late, I'd get one, unless Ya don't mind feeling disgusting all over...

Oh and I got My shot over a month back.



Pneumonia, even more disgusting! A while ago I had like 4 pneumonia's in a year time...

Once was enough for Me, as I was told it almost killed Me Julie.
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Message 1326672 - Posted: 11 Jan 2013, 14:30:58 UTC - in response to Message 1326636.  

The flu, now there is something that's disgusting, If Ya don't have a shot, it's not too late, I'd get one, unless Ya don't mind feeling disgusting all over...

Oh and I got My shot over a month back.

Pneumonia, even more disgusting! A while ago I had like 4 pneumonia's in a year time...

Once was enough for Me, as I was told it almost killed Me Julie.

Doesn't seem to have done Brad (Slavac) much good either.

I had it when I was 3, so I don't remember much about it. A couple years ago, my doctor gave me a pneumonia shot that's good for another 20 years, I think she said.

A number of years ago, I got a flu shot and promptly got the flu, so I didn't get one again for years. Finally, I let my doctor talk me into it 3 years ago. Now I'm getting it every year and haven't had the flu, and I work in a school.

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Message 1326674 - Posted: 11 Jan 2013, 14:32:15 UTC - in response to Message 1326576.  

Just microwave it for 15 seconds.... good as new!

Now THAT is disgusting!!!!!!

Yeah, I'd want to get a new microwave oven after that...

Nah. Just mop it out with a floor mop and you are ready to cook dinner.

I'll pass, nothing like that will ever get near My kitchen...

You ever hear the story of moose turd pie?

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Message 1326715 - Posted: 11 Jan 2013, 16:31:45 UTC - in response to Message 1326674.  

Just microwave it for 15 seconds.... good as new!

Now THAT is disgusting!!!!!!

Yeah, I'd want to get a new microwave oven after that...

Nah. Just mop it out with a floor mop and you are ready to cook dinner.

I'll pass, nothing like that will ever get near My kitchen...

You ever hear the story of moose turd pie?


No. but you can get Moose Nugget Candy.
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Message 1326729 - Posted: 11 Jan 2013, 17:32:38 UTC - in response to Message 1326715.  

You ever hear the story of moose turd pie?

No. but you can get Moose Nugget Candy.

This guy goes to work at a lumber camp. (No, this is not the story that ends, "Tuesday is your day in the barrel.")

After a couple days, he goes to dinner, takes one bite, and throws down his fork. "What is this??? It's disgusting." (I'm cleaning up the language for this forum.)

Another guy says, "Whenever anyone complains about the food, he becomes the new cook. The job is now yours."

Well, he knows there's no way he can talk his way out of this, so he figures he'll just have to cook something so bad someone will complain about it and relieve him of being the cook. So he goes out in the meadow and looks around until he finds this huge moose turd. He carefully loosens it from the ground all around and picks it up, gets his sh*t together, so to speak (that's part of the delivery of the joke) and takes it back to the camp kitchen.

Then he mixes up a pie crust and lines a big pie pan with it, and he drops in the moose turd, and he puts a top crust on it. He delicately crimps it all around and makes slits in the top, and it looks really beautiful. Then he bakes it until the crust is a perfect golden brown.

Come dinner time, the biggest, baddest, toughest lumberjack in the whole camp comes in and takes a big helping of the pie. He goes to a table, sits down, and digs in. After one bite, he throws down his fork and roars "THAT'S MOOSE TURD PIE!!! ... It's good, though."

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Message 1326791 - Posted: 11 Jan 2013, 19:46:26 UTC
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Message 1326796 - Posted: 11 Jan 2013, 19:53:25 UTC - in response to Message 1326791.  

dog owner cartoon

That's disgusting.

moose turd pie

When I was a kid, the classical music staion in Chicago, WFMT, played this comedy bit every new years eve on a special edition of their weekly show The Midnight Special. For all I know, they still do.

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Message 1330560 - Posted: 24 Jan 2013, 1:22:21 UTC

Daytime T.V. - it is like crack cocaine to me when I am home with the sniffles. I say that I don't really want to watch, but suddenly I simply HAVE TO KNOW the results of that paternity test!!! And while I may lose valuable time sipping tea on the couch in my jamies, the real losers, I fear, are the children involved. Whether the contested paternity is proved or disproved, most of those beautiful babies will grow up in abject poverty with parent(s) who are grossly under-educated.

Disgusting!
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Message 1330641 - Posted: 24 Jan 2013, 6:39:19 UTC

Warning this is really disgusting
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Message 1330659 - Posted: 24 Jan 2013, 7:52:52 UTC - in response to Message 1330641.  

Warning this is really disgusting
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Don't click through if you have a weak stomach.



YAYKS!!

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Message 1330727 - Posted: 24 Jan 2013, 15:27:00 UTC - in response to Message 1330641.  

Warning this is really disgusting
Skin Slip
Don't click through if you have a weak stomach.

Is it work safe? (And not just for anyone looking over my shoulder, but in case it flags something for attention over at IT?)

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Message 1330729 - Posted: 24 Jan 2013, 15:29:35 UTC

Truly disgusting will be what happens when I clean out my clogged shower drain tonight. I will need a shower after doing that. Yuck.

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Message 1330759 - Posted: 24 Jan 2013, 17:25:36 UTC

I was thinking of how Dogs are always licking their own butts and then running up and licking their owners faces.
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Message 1330767 - Posted: 24 Jan 2013, 17:46:52 UTC - in response to Message 1330759.  

I was thinking of how Dogs are always licking their own butts and then running up and licking their owners faces.


ROFL

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Message 1330768 - Posted: 24 Jan 2013, 17:47:50 UTC - in response to Message 1330759.  

I was thinking of how Dogs are always licking their own butts and then running up and licking their owners faces.

That's like totally disgusting, dude.
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