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zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65746 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
Just microwave it for 15 seconds.... good as new! Yeah, I'd want to get a new microwave oven after that... The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
Sarge Send message Joined: 25 Aug 99 Posts: 12273 Credit: 8,569,109 RAC: 79 |
Now THAT is disgusting!!!!!! I know I am. I'm so sorry! :) |
John McLeod VII Send message Joined: 15 Jul 99 Posts: 24806 Credit: 790,712 RAC: 0 |
Just microwave it for 15 seconds.... good as new! Nah. Just mop it out with a floor mop and you are ready to cook dinner. BOINC WIKI |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65746 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
Just microwave it for 15 seconds.... good as new! I'll pass, nothing like that will ever get near My kitchen... The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
Julie Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34053 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18 |
The flu, now there is something that's disgusting, If Ya don't have a shot, it's not too late, I'd get one, unless Ya don't mind feeling disgusting all over... Pneumonia, even more disgusting! A while ago I had like 4 pneumonia's in a year time... rOZZ Music Pictures |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65746 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
The flu, now there is something that's disgusting, If Ya don't have a shot, it's not too late, I'd get one, unless Ya don't mind feeling disgusting all over... Once was enough for Me, as I was told it almost killed Me Julie. The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
David S Send message Joined: 4 Oct 99 Posts: 18352 Credit: 27,761,924 RAC: 12 |
The flu, now there is something that's disgusting, If Ya don't have a shot, it's not too late, I'd get one, unless Ya don't mind feeling disgusting all over... Doesn't seem to have done Brad (Slavac) much good either. I had it when I was 3, so I don't remember much about it. A couple years ago, my doctor gave me a pneumonia shot that's good for another 20 years, I think she said. A number of years ago, I got a flu shot and promptly got the flu, so I didn't get one again for years. Finally, I let my doctor talk me into it 3 years ago. Now I'm getting it every year and haven't had the flu, and I work in a school. David Sitting on my butt while others boldly go, Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri. |
David S Send message Joined: 4 Oct 99 Posts: 18352 Credit: 27,761,924 RAC: 12 |
Just microwave it for 15 seconds.... good as new! You ever hear the story of moose turd pie? David Sitting on my butt while others boldly go, Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri. |
Mike Sebrey Send message Joined: 10 May 99 Posts: 108 Credit: 5,017,919 RAC: 0 |
Just microwave it for 15 seconds.... good as new! No. but you can get Moose Nugget Candy. Fortymile Photo |
David S Send message Joined: 4 Oct 99 Posts: 18352 Credit: 27,761,924 RAC: 12 |
You ever hear the story of moose turd pie? This guy goes to work at a lumber camp. (No, this is not the story that ends, "Tuesday is your day in the barrel.") After a couple days, he goes to dinner, takes one bite, and throws down his fork. "What is this??? It's disgusting." (I'm cleaning up the language for this forum.) Another guy says, "Whenever anyone complains about the food, he becomes the new cook. The job is now yours." Well, he knows there's no way he can talk his way out of this, so he figures he'll just have to cook something so bad someone will complain about it and relieve him of being the cook. So he goes out in the meadow and looks around until he finds this huge moose turd. He carefully loosens it from the ground all around and picks it up, gets his sh*t together, so to speak (that's part of the delivery of the joke) and takes it back to the camp kitchen. Then he mixes up a pie crust and lines a big pie pan with it, and he drops in the moose turd, and he puts a top crust on it. He delicately crimps it all around and makes slits in the top, and it looks really beautiful. Then he bakes it until the crust is a perfect golden brown. Come dinner time, the biggest, baddest, toughest lumberjack in the whole camp comes in and takes a big helping of the pie. He goes to a table, sits down, and digs in. After one bite, he throws down his fork and roars "THAT'S MOOSE TURD PIE!!! ... It's good, though." David Sitting on my butt while others boldly go, Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri. |
Julie Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34053 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18 |
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David S Send message Joined: 4 Oct 99 Posts: 18352 Credit: 27,761,924 RAC: 12 |
dog owner cartoon That's disgusting. moose turd pie When I was a kid, the classical music staion in Chicago, WFMT, played this comedy bit every new years eve on a special edition of their weekly show The Midnight Special. For all I know, they still do. David Sitting on my butt while others boldly go, Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri. |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Daytime T.V. - it is like crack cocaine to me when I am home with the sniffles. I say that I don't really want to watch, but suddenly I simply HAVE TO KNOW the results of that paternity test!!! And while I may lose valuable time sipping tea on the couch in my jamies, the real losers, I fear, are the children involved. Whether the contested paternity is proved or disproved, most of those beautiful babies will grow up in abject poverty with parent(s) who are grossly under-educated. Disgusting! |
Gary Charpentier Send message Joined: 25 Dec 00 Posts: 30651 Credit: 53,134,872 RAC: 32 |
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Julie Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34053 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18 |
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David S Send message Joined: 4 Oct 99 Posts: 18352 Credit: 27,761,924 RAC: 12 |
Warning this is really disgusting Is it work safe? (And not just for anyone looking over my shoulder, but in case it flags something for attention over at IT?) David Sitting on my butt while others boldly go, Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri. |
David S Send message Joined: 4 Oct 99 Posts: 18352 Credit: 27,761,924 RAC: 12 |
Truly disgusting will be what happens when I clean out my clogged shower drain tonight. I will need a shower after doing that. Yuck. David Sitting on my butt while others boldly go, Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri. |
skildude Send message Joined: 4 Oct 00 Posts: 9541 Credit: 50,759,529 RAC: 60 |
I was thinking of how Dogs are always licking their own butts and then running up and licking their owners faces. In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face. Diogenes Of Sinope |
Mike Send message Joined: 17 Feb 01 Posts: 34258 Credit: 79,922,639 RAC: 80 |
I was thinking of how Dogs are always licking their own butts and then running up and licking their owners faces. ROFL With each crime and every kindness we birth our future. |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65746 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
I was thinking of how Dogs are always licking their own butts and then running up and licking their owners faces. That's like totally disgusting, dude. The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
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