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Message 1332407 - Posted: 29 Jan 2013, 3:21:22 UTC

Angella is ill? OK, toes for dinner tonight.
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Message 1332427 - Posted: 29 Jan 2013, 5:30:50 UTC - in response to Message 1332374.



Do you think he saw us?

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Message 1332434 - Posted: 29 Jan 2013, 6:14:41 UTC
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"There's no bars made that can hold me an' Bugsi an' Al!"

It kinda loses something as "There's no bars made that can hold me an' Magoo an' Donna!"
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Message 1332437 - Posted: 29 Jan 2013, 6:47:52 UTC

Hello Friends! Wonderful captions. Thank you for all of the delightful entries.

Third place goes to Carlos with: "Do you think he saw us?"

Second place goes to N9JFE with: "Hey, you're not Angela! Where's our dinner???"

Honorable Mention goes to Scarecrow who first worked in the masked-bandits-in-jail theme with: "As jails go, this one is first rate!"

But first place simply has to go to Bill Walker who took that jail theme to a whole new level of humor with: "We demand to speak to our lawyer!"

(And just so you know, my little woodland friends are not enclosed behind bars at all!!! You are looking at an iron retaining rail that keeps drunk guests from falling off of our patio into the window well below. Eric mixes strong drinks and my family members have a tendency to suck down too many of them. Installing that railing was one of the first "home improvements" Eric and I did when we moved into this place.)

P.M. going out to Bill now...

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Message 1332499 - Posted: 29 Jan 2013, 14:01:32 UTC

Thank you Angela. Keeping with the "I need a lawyer" theme,


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Message 1332524 - Posted: 29 Jan 2013, 15:46:51 UTC

Airline policy for the Too-Chatty passengers who won't shut up.

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Message 1332531 - Posted: 29 Jan 2013, 16:24:36 UTC

That's the last time Charlie points his pen at the "Stew" in a menacing manner
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Message 1332534 - Posted: 29 Jan 2013, 16:30:38 UTC

Johns fantasy of bondage with a Stewardess, wasn't working so well .....

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Message 1332554 - Posted: 29 Jan 2013, 20:56:19 UTC



"Sir--you were told not to harrass the airline staff. Now YOU are going to sit down and shut up whether you like it or not!"
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Message 1332566 - Posted: 29 Jan 2013, 21:57:22 UTC

Drunk and disorderderly first, all tied up second.
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Message 1332582 - Posted: 29 Jan 2013, 22:50:41 UTC

Some of the smaller carriers have taken shortcuts in safety. Not at Southwest Air, we provide alternate safety gear at no additional cost
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Message 1332585 - Posted: 29 Jan 2013, 23:02:27 UTC - in response to Message 1332499.

The 'cellists of the LSO now disguise their instruments as incapacitated passengers to get round stricter airline regulations.

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Message 1332609 - Posted: 30 Jan 2013, 0:50:30 UTC

Must remember not to say hi to Jack on plane..
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Message 1332645 - Posted: 30 Jan 2013, 3:35:18 UTC
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Stew: I told him, 'Press that call button and then say "Oh,never mind" just one more time and see what happens'...

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Message 1332646 - Posted: 30 Jan 2013, 3:37:37 UTC

Self loading, but not self unloading cargo.
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Message 1332648 - Posted: 30 Jan 2013, 3:48:37 UTC

He: "Oh stewardess... stewardess... I seem to have left a load on the seat."
She: [heavy sigh] [under breath]"Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and the strength beat the tar outta this nut job!"

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Message 1332649 - Posted: 30 Jan 2013, 3:52:59 UTC

I cannot change him, but I can change his behavior for the remainder of the trip.
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Message 1332662 - Posted: 30 Jan 2013, 5:21:55 UTC

What do you call a seat that costs less than standby?

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Message 1332709 - Posted: 30 Jan 2013, 8:19:22 UTC

Ok, I know I had to fasten my seatbelt but now you're exagerrating...
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