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Message 1343795 - Posted: 7 Mar 2013, 19:17:06 UTC

You'll drive with those shoes, hon?
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Message 1343849 - Posted: 7 Mar 2013, 21:28:10 UTC - in response to Message 1343626.

Optical illusion: if you stare at this picture for a long time, you can almost see a car and an ice cream cone in the background.

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Message 1343853 - Posted: 7 Mar 2013, 21:43:47 UTC

<<SMACK!>>

That was the sound of Angela smacking Eric upside the head.
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Message 1343860 - Posted: 7 Mar 2013, 22:09:06 UTC

Hmm, nice tat - shame about the car
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Message 1343891 - Posted: 7 Mar 2013, 23:28:32 UTC

Health department arrives on scene, and is unsure where to start.
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Message 1343936 - Posted: 8 Mar 2013, 2:59:08 UTC

We've got some good ones here. I'll give it another hour or two.

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Message 1343956 - Posted: 8 Mar 2013, 4:46:42 UTC - in response to Message 1343936.

We've got some good ones here. I'll give it another hour or two.

Now I'm too sleepy to judge. Get in any last minute entries by 1400ish UTC.

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Message 1343979 - Posted: 8 Mar 2013, 5:37:07 UTC

Let me introduce you to my new girl friend.

(if you know my age, you would find that very funny)

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Message 1344052 - Posted: 8 Mar 2013, 13:46:50 UTC

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Message 1344060 - Posted: 8 Mar 2013, 14:42:01 UTC

Start-up for a Hooters® rival
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Message 1344070 - Posted: 8 Mar 2013, 15:45:43 UTC

We have some late entries I need to consider. And I had to do, y'know, some actual work this morning. And now I have to go to lunch early (9:51am). So I'll pick a winner after noon CST.

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Message 1344092 - Posted: 8 Mar 2013, 17:54:56 UTC

Marquise deSade no like contestus interruptus!
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Message 1344121 - Posted: 8 Mar 2013, 18:53:38 UTC - in response to Message 1344092.

KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade! wrote:
Marquise deSade no like contestus interruptus!

Okay, then. I guess I've put this off as long as I can. I'm afraid nothing really cracked my funny bone, but here we go.

Honorable mentions to:
Stupidest Poster (if I may abbreviate his name) wrote:
"What do you mean, they've introduced testoterone testing for ice cream models?!?"

and for refreshing practicality,
Julie wrote:
You'll drive with those shoes, hon?

Dishonorable mention for the pun to:
Angela wrote:
Wrong car. It should be the Marquise de Saab!


And now third place (although I might have dismissed it if Angela hadn't laughed at it):
Blurf wrote:
<<SMACK!>>

That was the sound of Angela smacking Eric upside the head.


Second place:
Michael Roberts wrote:
Optical illusion: if you stare at this picture for a long time, you can almost see a car and an ice cream cone in the background.


First place to (drum roll, please) the first answer posted:
Scarecrow wrote:
Lick it quick, before it melts.

Your turn, Scarecrow. PM coming momentarily.

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Message 1344288 - Posted: 9 Mar 2013, 1:22:09 UTC

Thanks, David!!

OK, gang, let's see what you can do with this one....

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Message 1344310 - Posted: 9 Mar 2013, 2:39:52 UTC - in response to Message 1344288.

Thanks, David!!

OK, gang, let's see what you can do with this one....



When I said "Dog-a-pus, I meant an 8 pawed dog/octopus that would use all 8 paws to play fetch. Not some weird dog/cat hybrid!"

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Message 1344319 - Posted: 9 Mar 2013, 2:56:24 UTC

So, where will YOU be sleeping tonight?
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Message 1344320 - Posted: 9 Mar 2013, 2:56:47 UTC - in response to Message 1344288.


Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me.

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Message 1344498 - Posted: 9 Mar 2013, 10:38:11 UTC

Whats the problem, all kitties sleep on their owners beds!

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Message 1344509 - Posted: 9 Mar 2013, 12:07:47 UTC
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The kittyman gets seduced by a cougar.
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Message 1344511 - Posted: 9 Mar 2013, 12:16:06 UTC

Just WHAT did you feed that little kitten on Dear?
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