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Message 1355732 - Posted: 11 Apr 2013, 16:05:41 UTC

LOL like it :-)
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Message 1355744 - Posted: 11 Apr 2013, 16:26:26 UTC
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Another old joke, and sorry if I get it wrong.

A penguin takes his car to the mechanic for a problem he was having......was just not running right.
So's, he takes his car to the mechanic, right?
And takes off across the street to the Baskin and Robbins there, and has a sundae.

A while later, he goes back to the mechanic's shop and says, what do I have there, then?

The mechanic says....
Well, my friend, it looks like you blew a seal.

The penguin says.......wait for it.





No, just a bit of ice cream.
"The secret o' life is enjoying the passage of time." 1977, James Taylor
"With cats." 2018, kittyman

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Message 1357285 - Posted: 15 Apr 2013, 18:07:41 UTC

Weight loss mantra? Fat chants!
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