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Message 1337740 - Posted: 13 Feb 2013, 14:06:23 UTC

Im reading a book on Onychophagia, Its a real nail biter.
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Message 1337858 - Posted: 13 Feb 2013, 19:19:08 UTC

Never make fun of a Scotsman's traditional garb. You could get kilt that way.
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Message 1337870 - Posted: 13 Feb 2013, 19:30:32 UTC

The Scottish weather forecast

It’s a braw bricht moonlicht nicht
There will be lows in the Highlands
Highs in the Lowlands
Rain in the Firth, Forth, Fifth, and Sixth
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Message 1338071 - Posted: 14 Feb 2013, 13:16:26 UTC

Im taking a course on waste management, Its Offal.
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Message 1338137 - Posted: 14 Feb 2013, 18:01:15 UTC

Wow you hot dogs are on a roll. I'm LMAO!
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Message 1338141 - Posted: 14 Feb 2013, 18:17:49 UTC

Think you can Ketchup?
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Message 1338142 - Posted: 14 Feb 2013, 18:19:24 UTC

He's probably got the sauce to ....

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Message 1338146 - Posted: 14 Feb 2013, 18:30:25 UTC

Some just relish the art of the pun.
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Message 1338152 - Posted: 14 Feb 2013, 18:38:36 UTC

My condiments on all the great puns.

Bed time for me.
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Message 1338160 - Posted: 14 Feb 2013, 18:57:08 UTC

I finished my trigonometry exam without a secant to lose.

Goodnight James:)
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Message 1338181 - Posted: 14 Feb 2013, 19:18:38 UTC

Some are just Mustards of the puns and some arr knot.
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Message 1338184 - Posted: 14 Feb 2013, 19:24:23 UTC

Oh that's the wurst!
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Message 1338520 - Posted: 15 Feb 2013, 16:54:06 UTC - in response to Message 1338184.  

Oh that's the wurst!

You BRAT, You were being quite FRANK:)

I will be working toight so I leave you with this.

Many years ago I read a book called Death by Rope. I didnt like the ending though, It left you hanging.
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Message 1338522 - Posted: 15 Feb 2013, 16:57:00 UTC

My favorite book was "Cliff Tragedy" by Eileen Dover.
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Message 1338574 - Posted: 15 Feb 2013, 18:53:33 UTC

A baker stopped making donuts after he got tired of the hole thing.
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Message 1338581 - Posted: 15 Feb 2013, 19:28:03 UTC - in response to Message 1338574.  

A baker stopped making donuts after he got tired of the hole thing.

Time to make the donuts.
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Message 1338582 - Posted: 15 Feb 2013, 19:29:59 UTC

Mmmm...Duncan donuts...I always had them when I was in the States. Can't find them over here.
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Message 1338605 - Posted: 15 Feb 2013, 20:19:37 UTC

Well, you do have Oliebol?
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Message 1338623 - Posted: 15 Feb 2013, 21:31:13 UTC

I have a resistance to being oiled.


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Message 1338652 - Posted: 15 Feb 2013, 22:53:14 UTC

I have an allegory to being boiled...
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